GDT: Free agency part III-toed sloth slow

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From free agency to worst canadian team locations, then to North American climate, individual cold tolerance and length of shorts season. I've been lurking this forum for years and can't say I'm surprised. Carry on. I'm here for the adventure.
HF26 is truly the wild west. The last of its kind. Enjoy the adventure, and don't die of dysentery.
 

Derailed75

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You forgot the food references.
Speaking of food, tonight's dinner.

Grilled chicken breast with cherry wood smoke glazed with a Tiger sauce pineapple juice mix over yellow rice with grilled pineapples
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HisIceness

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Someone mentioned something about Virginia being the threshold for cold and tolerance for it and such.

Grandma and grandpa used to do tours to the White House every December. I joined them one year when I was about 9. I remember leaving Raleigh at about 7am or whatever it was and it was, muggy to say the least, like t-shirt and shorts weather. Well when we got to about Richmond, the snow started falling. It wasn't blizzard conditions but it was a good snowfall all the way to DC. Back in North Carolina, the weather was so unstable that tornadoes formed. Nothing serious but the system produced heavy rainstorms at the same time was dumping snow in VA. Funny thing maybe a week later snow came to Raleigh.

Edit: well maybe North of Virginia as @Boom Boom Apathy put it, but close enough I suppose.
 
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Bub

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Weather tolerance goes both ways: born and raised in VA, then lived in Raleigh for 5 yrs before moving to Maine. Been here 16 years now and the cold isn't bad except when those Canadian fronts come in with zero humidity and hearty winds. When you step outside and the inside of your nose freezes, that's cold.

But coming back to visit the folks in VA this year was a hard slap in the face for me--in May. It was upper 80s and humid and it felt like I was in hell. We're talking about maybe retiring back to VA one day but if that happens I may not be able to go outside until October. 😆
 

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You are giving me way too much credit. I just like food and cooking
I just like peppers. And am only so-so at grilling. My wife has given me shit too many times for over and under cooking food on the grill my head spins. I grill just like I did in college so I guess it's understandable.
 

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i did my first really long smoke this weekend. Put my brisket at 1am and took it off at 430pm. I have an offset oklahoma joe's smoker. This was my first time getting a real good bark. The difference was hours 11-14.

Also had ribs on for 10 hours. Those barked up good although I'll probably stick with 6-7 hours that I usually do.
 

VibesAlive

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i did my first really long smoke this weekend. Put my brisket at 1am and took it off at 430pm. I have an offset oklahoma joe's smoker. This was my first time getting a real good bark. The difference was hours 11-14.

Also had ribs on for 10 hours. Those barked up good although I'll probably stick with 6-7 hours that I usually do.
Edit: I also use an offset smoker I had custom made in Texas. I burn oak mostly.

Brisket isn't for those with little patience. Yeah, 1 and a quarter hour per pound, so I try to stay with 9-10 pounders. Plus, they ain't cheap. Your looking at $100 minimum for a prime cut.

I normally plan on 6 hours for ribs. I like St. Louis cut, baby backs dry out too easy and there aint no fat for flavor. I don't wrap, ruins the bark.
 

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Derailed75

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But only one of you can be Master Chef Champion of HF26.
It ain't me. I'm good and all but I cook for my taste buds and don't get a damn whether or not someone else likes it.

Also if I told you guys how I smoke stuff. The traditional guys would all turn their noses up at it.

Ok so here goes. Smoking wood is costly and honestly your not getting more than a quarter inch of a smoke ring on any meat. You get that after about 4 or 5 hours of smoke. I pull that shit off at 5 hours wrap it in foil and finish it in the oven. Lol.

Watch the hate flow!

Also I'm originally from Ohio and make a mustard sauce for my BBQ!
 

VibesAlive

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It ain't me. I'm good and all but I cook for my taste buds and don't get a damn whether or not someone else likes it.

Also if I told you guys how I smoke stuff. The traditional guys would all turn their noses up at it.

Ok so here goes. Smoking wood is costly and honestly your not getting more than a quarter inch of a smoke ring on any meat. You get that after about 4 or 5 hours of smoke. I pull that shit off at 5 hours wrap it in foil and finish it in the oven. Lol.

Watch the hate flow!

Also I'm originally from Ohio and make a mustard sauce for my BBQ!

Actually, I do feel obligated to respond to part of this, mostly to make the point that "traditional guys" really like to get back to what bbq really is and where it came from. Smoking unwanted or preconceived useless cuts of meat nobody else wanted and making them taste good. That's bbq.

With that said, go for the oven if that's your thing, I would never criticize, but something about tending a wood fire for 12-18 hours is an art form, and I really like it.
 

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