GDT: Free Agency: Dr Strangedubas or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Nerd

[SomeDude]

You're making a completely insertions argument and no front office would think like that.

I’d rather have that than a front office who signs Tristan Jarry for 5 years.

 

[Jobeycool]

How did they afford Eller lol..

 

[Josey Wales]

ya i give. this sucks

Well BYE

 

[domaug]

One of Granlund or Carter have to be gone, right??

 

[Peat]

Imma gonna go git lit

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

lol gross

Obviously this means some other shit needs to shake out because the money doesn't make sense

 

[Ryder71]

Why? We need to be even older?

Dude, our core is 36 years old, he's younger than that. Graves is only 28 so there's our youth.

 

[Turin]

Granlund has to be gone.

Both Granlund and Petry and DeSmith need to be gone.

 

[StaalForOne]

Eller? I don’t get that one

 

[maxpenguins6630]

I love the Eller deal

 

[Gurglesons]

That Eller deal sucks. Why wouldnt you just give Geekie that deal

BE PATIENT.

 

[Darren McCord]

wtf is going on

 

[MrBurghundy]

I have no idea what the plan is here.

 

[Kristopher Letang]

We're now over the Cap I believe.

Our GM is Jerome Powell.

Money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[ZorkEnchanter]

Best of luck... Basically, the same team as last year and exactly what Sullivan wants...

2 lines that can score.
2 lines that hope to not get pinned in there end and can't score.

More of the same... yikes. Lars Eller, I'm out. I'll check in middle of next year and see how many of you are left!

 

[Empoleon8771]

The sole nice thing I can say about that Eller deal is that if that means Granlund is out and is replaced by Eller, you're getting a much more suited player at a much cheaper price than Granlund.

But why not sign Kerfoot instead? Eller is old as dirt and not that great anymore.

 

[Beauner]

We’re just gonna be replacing Granlund with Granlund 2.0? I don’t get the angle here. This is the only deal I’m questioning right now

 

[Zbynek]

What the f***

 

[WickedWrister]

EXPLAIN YOURSELF DUBAS

 

[eXile3]

I always take JFresh cards with a grain of salt but also, "analytical" Dubas strikes again.

 

[ColePens]

When we get skated around all year like we did last year - don't be surprised. Find a way to get younger.

 

[Pens x]

Why

I love the Eller deal

Why? What year is it?

 

[Ryder71]

Both Granlund and Petry and DeSmith need to be gone.

You would have to think yeah, possibly all three will be, at least two.

 

[domaug]

I love the Eller deal

I'm glad someone does because he is awful IMO

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

It's fun watching the cement dry on the tomb for this franchise.

They probably make the playoffs again, because they had just about the worst season they could and still only managed to miss by a point, but making the playoffs ain't shit.

Would've rather they blew shit up than this, but it *is* entirely expected, after all. Ah well. Hopefully they can still swing some dumb bullshit like Petry+ for Karlsson cuz that'd be fun. Fun's all that matters anymore, cuz winning stopped being a thing after 2020.