I agree with you. San Jose Sharks East!
But wait, my brain is trying to remember what happened last year... San Jose... drafted #1 overall? They were the worst team in the league?
But wait. You've been arguing this whole time that Dubas hasn't been pushing us in a direction. That we're not going to get younger and hungrier.
But wait, if we get extra picks and we get the first overall (because, as you just said, we're literally the San Jose Sharks) wouldn't that make us younger and hungrier?
But wait, if we're literally the worst team in the league, as you're saying, earnestly, because you're not just constantly moving the goalposts so that you can complain to complain, wouldn't that mean we had a plan and executed it PERFECTLY?
4 billion years of evolution and you waste it on "kindergarten kyle."
Waste of primordial ooze.