Former Oiler Coach/Player Craig Mactavish's advice for Oilers..." Time to put your balls on the crest"

[Drytoast]

I just spent 10 minutes altering the oil drop to look like a set of testicles for the lulls but then I realized these boards are likely too damn sensitive to deal with humor.

 

[Cup or Bust]

The Oilers have to come out play hard and get a win. It's pretty simple. If they can't do that, they will be staying home soon.

 

[Canovin]

Nothing like fans from non playoffs teams or from teams that were eliminated to chime in and give the Oilers advice

 

[Kranix]

I just spent 10 minutes altering the oil drop to look like a set of testicles for the lulls but then I realized these boards are likely too damn sensitive to deal with humor.

That sounds very humorous. You should post it.

 

[JAK]

Nothing like fans from non playoffs teams or from teams that were eliminated to chime in and give the Oilers advice

Where were you when Oilers were having their lottery winning dynasty?

 

[Canovin]

Where were you when Oilers were having their lottery winning dynasty?

No idea what you just said that has anything to do with what I said.

Just for your info tho, I've been following the Oilers for 31 years non stop

 

[Kranix]

Nothing like fans from non playoffs teams or from teams that were eliminated to chime in and give the Oilers advice

It was actually MacT, former Oiler player and coach

 

[Lt Dan]

 

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

Seems like that would make it too easy for opponents to spear you in the nuts.

 

[Drytoast]

That sounds very humorous. You should post it.

Naw I've been infracted for less. Not gonna risk it.

 

[HockeyVirus]

Apparently this is an old Mark Messier quote that Mactavish would like to use as advice to the current Oiler team whom he feels is getting outplayed by the Canucks.

Does anyone know what it means or stands for? I dont get the metaphor or the euphemism.

https://dailyhive.com/edmonton/mactavish-advice-oilers-canucks

 

[CpatainCanuck]

Family-friendly logo adjustment:

 

[sabremike]

He means put the pedal to the metal.

 

[Lt Dan]

Apparently this is an old Mark Messier quote that Mactavish would like to use as advice to the current Oiler team whom he feels is getting outplayed by the Canucks.

Does anyone know what it means or stands for? I dont get the metaphor or the euphemism.

https://dailyhive.com/edmonton/mactavish-advice-oilers-canucks

It's a billards term.

Before one racks the balls they polish each one takes a selfie with them on the on ones family crest. It's a sign of pride of family to show off the balls

 

[ZJuice]

How does putting your balls on the front of your jersey crest mean that.

Vancouver radio station was saying the Oilers dont want to do that as long a Mikhayev is on the Canucks. That will be like target shooting for him.

Is Mikhayev a ball magnet or something?
Like my little bro when I was pitching the ball for him hit me in the nuts with the ball 5 out of 6 times before I switched the game to soccer

 

[Ezekial]

Otherwise known as "Chestnuts"

 

[Nasti]

Came to see the Oilers new logo and am disappointed.

 

[AvroArrow]

Nothing like fans from non playoffs teams or from teams that were eliminated to chime in and give the Oilers advice

More like share their opinion. You think the Oilers players are reading these boards like "I wonder what kind of advice that AvroArrow guy can give us to win today"

 

[Lt Dan]

Came to see the Oilers new logo and am disappointed.

I couldn't even get AI to generate it now matter how creative I got with the prompts
Even if I did, the site would go Carson Soucy at the end of the game on me

 

[belair]

I prefer "No time to restie the testis!"

Toothpaste on the testes.

 

[God]

i thought brian burke's "we didn't piss a drop" couldn't be topped, but i guess i was wrong

 

[TurboLemon]

Does he mean get kicked in the balls so you have the feeling of balls going up your chest?

 

[ChaoticOrange]

Came to see the Oilers new logo and am disappointed.

Wouldn't even be hard, really. rotate the drop to the side, copy/paste, rotate 180 degrees, presto, the Edmonton Deez Nuts

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

if I'm not mistaken, that's not a Messier quote -- it was first said by the Greek philosopher Bophaedes

 

[Lafleurs Guy]

Sounds painful