Former Canucks Thread 2023-24 Off-Season Edition

[LuckyDay]

This has to be related to the Hey Burkie Fedor Fedorov story

 

[AlainVigneaultsGum]

Anyone gonna be watching the Bee York game?

 

[Bitz and Bites]

Thought I’d look up Jake Virtanen:

He’s currently 11th in team scoring on his club in the DEL with 13 points in 35 games.

Interestingly, in the Battle of the Worst Picks From the 2014 Draft, his teammate Michael Dal Colle is 3rd in team scoring (26 points in 37 games),

Safe to assume that JV’s life options are pretty limited so he needs to play hockey wherever he can get a gig. He’s too dumb to even be a realtor so his other options are things like forklift driver or sandwich artist.

 

[IComeInPeace]

He’s too dumb to even be a realtor

lol

 

[Jyrki]

Safe to assume that JV’s life options are pretty limited so he needs to play hockey wherever he can get a gig. He’s too dumb to even be a realtor so his other options are things like forklift driver or sandwich artist.

Still plenty qualified to start a podcast and hawk crypto scams, though!

 

[Bitz and Bites]

Still plenty qualified to start a podcast and hawk crypto scams, though!

And supplements

 

[M2Beezy]

Justin Case anyone wanted to see em:

 

[Bitz and Bites]

Kinda funny that he’s doing that against the Ruins, they could have made an offer and had him instead of the Rangers. Even better if the NYR knock Boston out of a playoff spot.

 

[PuckMunchkin]

 

[LuckyDay]

Justin Case anyone wanted to see em:

Came here to post this. Callahan just stares at him in the highest percentage scoring spot on the ice.
Two goals in a losing cause.

The ABC broadcasters just went on and on about him what a great pick up he is, everyone from the broadcast booth to PK Subban. No mention of of how volatile he is or why they got rid of him the first time.

At one point in the booth he was taking a faceoff and they said he was there (as the new guy) to learn what to do but had to point out that he was actually directing. They clearly don't know Miller doesn't know how to do anything but tell people what to do - sometimes loudly.

 

[AlainVigneaultsGum]

What are the odds we have a clip of him screaming at Shesty by the end of the month lolololol.

 

[Slapshot_11]

Already having temper tantrums?

 

[Mr. Canucklehead]

Marc Gatcomb gets his second NHL goal.

 

[MS]

Marc Gatcomb gets his second NHL goal.

ARGH

 

[Bubbles]

Steve Kariya! There's a name I haven't heard in awhile.

 

[Mr. Canucklehead]

Steve Kariya! There's a name I haven't heard in awhile.

One of my obscure jerseys is a #18 Kariya Orca gradient jersey, autographed by the man himself.

 

[Burke's Evil Spirit]

Steve Kariya! There's a name I haven't heard in awhile.

Steve Kariya basically attends every Canucks game.

 

[racerjoe]

Steve Kariya! There's a name I haven't heard in awhile.

A long time ago, we convinced a co-worker I was the other Kariya brother… said I played for the Vernon vipers but blows my knee out. We had him for months believing it.

 

[Jyrki21]

He did it!

 

[rypper]

Steve Kariya basically attends every Canucks game.

If i even slightly counted as canucks alumni, ie i would go to every game, eat all the free food, and get just drunk enough that they wouldn't ban me from coming back.

 

[Burke's Evil Spirit]

If i even slightly counted as canucks alumni, ie i would go to every game, eat all the free food, and get just drunk enough that they wouldn't ban me from coming back.

Lol, he's there in his capacity as a scout.

 

[rypper]

Lol, he's there in his capacity as a scout.

Huh, today I learned.

 

[Mr. Canucklehead]

What a journey for Abols. Nice for him to get his 1st.

 

[EpochLink]

https://www.reddit.com/r/canucks/s/sGAMcvxafI

High maintenance for someone that’s almost 32

 

[Just A Bit Outside]

https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/ex-canucks-warned-allvin-miller