Former Canucks Thread 2023-24 Off-Season Edition

[LuckyDay]

This has to be related to the Hey Burkie Fedor Fedorov story

 

[AlainVigneaultsGum]

Anyone gonna be watching the Bee York game?

 

[Bitz and Bites]

Thought I’d look up Jake Virtanen:

He’s currently 11th in team scoring on his club in the DEL with 13 points in 35 games.

Interestingly, in the Battle of the Worst Picks From the 2014 Draft, his teammate Michael Dal Colle is 3rd in team scoring (26 points in 37 games),

Safe to assume that JV’s life options are pretty limited so he needs to play hockey wherever he can get a gig. He’s too dumb to even be a realtor so his other options are things like forklift driver or sandwich artist.

 

[IComeInPeace]

He’s too dumb to even be a realtor

lol

 

[Jyrki]

Safe to assume that JV’s life options are pretty limited so he needs to play hockey wherever he can get a gig. He’s too dumb to even be a realtor so his other options are things like forklift driver or sandwich artist.

Still plenty qualified to start a podcast and hawk crypto scams, though!