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Fantasy Sports: Flyers Board Mock Draft 2025
- Thread starter Chuck Downie
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With the 101st pick Montreal selects from Farjestad Sweden D Malte Vass
Seattle being pm'ed
Seattle being pm'ed
BernieParent
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[READER WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS UNCHARACTERISTIC PROFANITY AS BEFITS A MAN LOSING HIS MIND. PLEASE DON'T THINK LESS OF ME. CAUTION IS ADVISED.]
"We invite the Buffalo Sabres to make their next pick," Gary Bettman announces. Time passes.
"Again, Buffalo is on ..."
"I heard you, Gary," says a voice from utter darkness. "But, what ... what does it matter? We're in the f***ing fourth round. Do you know how low the chances of this pick are to even play a single f****ing NHL game??!"
"Kevyn, Kevyn, you have to calm down."
"CALM DOWN??!?!! Would YOU 'calm down' if you had been the General Manager for 5 years in Buffalo? I mean, we haven't been to the playoffs in 14 f***ing years. 14!! years!! I draft 1st overall? Doesn't matter. I make 11 picks in 2022? Who cares? What does it matter whose name I say right now? Honestly. Who gives a flying s***?"
"It will be okay, Kevyn. The league will get you help. We just need a selection now, okay?"
"Fine, fine, whatever. Give me ... uhh, Harry. Yeah, there's an old-fashioned name around the time the Sabres were actually competitive. You don't hear Harry anymore on NHL broadcasts, like Corey or Travis or Connor. Screw that. Give me a Harry."
"We can't just go with one name, Kevyn. What is the full name?"
"SHUT UP, NANCY!! I SWEAR I'LL ..." [CLICK] The feed from Buffalo goes dead.
"Mr. Bettman, this is Central Control. There is a Harry Nansi eligible for the draft."
"Perfect, Buffalo takes Harry Nansi. From where?"
"Owen Sound in the Ontario Hockey League."
"Make it happen. And send a wellness check team to Kevyn's home."
New York Rangers @uncleben is on the clock.
"We invite the Buffalo Sabres to make their next pick," Gary Bettman announces. Time passes.
"Again, Buffalo is on ..."
"I heard you, Gary," says a voice from utter darkness. "But, what ... what does it matter? We're in the f***ing fourth round. Do you know how low the chances of this pick are to even play a single f****ing NHL game??!"
"Kevyn, Kevyn, you have to calm down."
"CALM DOWN??!?!! Would YOU 'calm down' if you had been the General Manager for 5 years in Buffalo? I mean, we haven't been to the playoffs in 14 f***ing years. 14!! years!! I draft 1st overall? Doesn't matter. I make 11 picks in 2022? Who cares? What does it matter whose name I say right now? Honestly. Who gives a flying s***?"
"It will be okay, Kevyn. The league will get you help. We just need a selection now, okay?"
"Fine, fine, whatever. Give me ... uhh, Harry. Yeah, there's an old-fashioned name around the time the Sabres were actually competitive. You don't hear Harry anymore on NHL broadcasts, like Corey or Travis or Connor. Screw that. Give me a Harry."
"We can't just go with one name, Kevyn. What is the full name?"
"SHUT UP, NANCY!! I SWEAR I'LL ..." [CLICK] The feed from Buffalo goes dead.
"Mr. Bettman, this is Central Control. There is a Harry Nansi eligible for the draft."
"Perfect, Buffalo takes Harry Nansi. From where?"
"Owen Sound in the Ontario Hockey League."
"Make it happen. And send a wellness check team to Kevyn's home."
New York Rangers @uncleben is on the clock.
uncleben
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Chris Drury walks up stage wearing hidden lifts in his shoes to give him an extra 4 inches in height.
"With the 104th selection, New York would like to welcome to the Tall Apple - I mean, Big Apple,
from the Vaxjo Lakers,
RW Albin Laksonen!"
"With the 104th selection, New York would like to welcome to the Tall Apple - I mean, Big Apple,
from the Vaxjo Lakers,
RW Albin Laksonen!"
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Four picks in, the Islanders decide it’s finally time to take a forward, and select: Tomas Poletin.
New York Islanders Selections
1 - 1) Matthew Schaefer, D, Erie (OHL)
2 - 42) Jack Ivankovic, G, Brampton (OHL)
3 - 74) Bryce Pickford, D, Medicine Hat (WHL)
4 - 106) Tomas Poletin, LW, Pelicans (Liiga)
@DrinkFightFlyers and the Blackhawks are on the clock.
New York Islanders Selections
1 - 1) Matthew Schaefer, D, Erie (OHL)
2 - 42) Jack Ivankovic, G, Brampton (OHL)
3 - 74) Bryce Pickford, D, Medicine Hat (WHL)
4 - 106) Tomas Poletin, LW, Pelicans (Liiga)
@DrinkFightFlyers and the Blackhawks are on the clock.
The Blackhawks select David Lewandowski, LW, Saskatoon (WHL).
@landsbergfan is up
Picks thus far:
1-3 - Chicago - Porter Martone, RW, Brampton (OHL)
1-29 - Chicago - Blake Fiddler, D, Edmonton (WHL)
2-34 - Chicago - Joshua Ravensbergen, G, Prince George (WHL)
2-60 - Chicago - Matthew Gard, C, Calgary (WHL)
3-66 - Chicago - Theo Stockselius, C, Djurgardens Jr. (Swe-Jr.)
4-98 - Chicago - Mace'o Phillips, D, USNTDP (USHL)
4-107 - Chicago - David Lewandowski, LW, Saskatoon (WHL)
@landsbergfan is up
Picks thus far:
1-3 - Chicago - Porter Martone, RW, Brampton (OHL)
1-29 - Chicago - Blake Fiddler, D, Edmonton (WHL)
2-34 - Chicago - Joshua Ravensbergen, G, Prince George (WHL)
2-60 - Chicago - Matthew Gard, C, Calgary (WHL)
3-66 - Chicago - Theo Stockselius, C, Djurgardens Jr. (Swe-Jr.)
4-98 - Chicago - Mace'o Phillips, D, USNTDP (USHL)
4-107 - Chicago - David Lewandowski, LW, Saskatoon (WHL)
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Anaheim selects Matias Vanhanen, C, SM sarja
Tried consulting AI for this pic but there is clearly a lot of improvement needed
@BigToe
Tried consulting AI for this pic but there is clearly a lot of improvement needed
@BigToe
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Luka Radivojevic, D, Muskegon (USHL)1-14 - Columbus - Justin Carbonneau, RW, Blaineville-Boisbriand (QMJHL)
1-20 - Columbus - Ben Kindel, RW, Calgary (WHL)
3-77 - Columbus - Viggo Nordlund, LW, Skelleftea (SHL)
4-109 - Columbus - Luka Radivojevic, D, Muskegon (USHL)
@Chinatown88
Chinatown88
Daniels QB3
June 27th, 2025
The Peacock Theater, Los Angeles, California
Utah Abominables Selections
4) James Hagens, C, Boston College (NCAA)
46) Carter Amico, RD, USNTDP (USHL)
78) Alexei Medvedev, G, London (OHL)
110) Nicolas Sykora, F, Sioux City (USHL)
@uncleben is up. Will PM as well.
The Peacock Theater, Los Angeles, California
*The broadcast returns from commercial.*
"Welcome back Ladies and Gentleman. Currently I'ma doing a box break of Upper Deck NHL cards on the official NHL TikTok account." Mr. Freeman said shamelessly as he was paid beaucoup bucks for the gig again this year. "But anyways we're in the middle of the 4th round of this years make dreams come true or crush the spirit of teenage boys. The Utah Abs are on the clock."
*The camera zooms in on the Utah Abominables draft table*
"'Look at these plushies!" Mr. Ryan Smith shouted. "This is the easiest money I've ever made in my life. We just make them adorable and soft, then all the kids will want them. Parents will be spending all the time when we release special editions and introduce more characters in our Abominables Universe..."
*While the owner was still blabbing, the actual hockey guys were trying to figure out what to do at this point*
'I think we gotta go with this lad," GM Bill Armstrong stated. "He's got those hockey blooodlines."
*At this point the rest of the table just nodded because they were zoned out trying to pretend to listen to Mr. Ryan Smith."
“The Utah Abominables are proud to select Nicolas Sykora from Sioux City of the USHL."
"Welcome back Ladies and Gentleman. Currently I'ma doing a box break of Upper Deck NHL cards on the official NHL TikTok account." Mr. Freeman said shamelessly as he was paid beaucoup bucks for the gig again this year. "But anyways we're in the middle of the 4th round of this years make dreams come true or crush the spirit of teenage boys. The Utah Abs are on the clock."
*The camera zooms in on the Utah Abominables draft table*
"'Look at these plushies!" Mr. Ryan Smith shouted. "This is the easiest money I've ever made in my life. We just make them adorable and soft, then all the kids will want them. Parents will be spending all the time when we release special editions and introduce more characters in our Abominables Universe..."
*While the owner was still blabbing, the actual hockey guys were trying to figure out what to do at this point*
'I think we gotta go with this lad," GM Bill Armstrong stated. "He's got those hockey blooodlines."
*At this point the rest of the table just nodded because they were zoned out trying to pretend to listen to Mr. Ryan Smith."
“The Utah Abominables are proud to select Nicolas Sykora from Sioux City of the USHL."
Utah Abominables Selections
4) James Hagens, C, Boston College (NCAA)
46) Carter Amico, RD, USNTDP (USHL)
78) Alexei Medvedev, G, London (OHL)
110) Nicolas Sykora, F, Sioux City (USHL)
@uncleben is up. Will PM as well.
1-14 - Columbus - Justin Carbonneau, RW, Blaineville-Boisbriand (QMJHL)
1-20 - Columbus - Ben Kindel, RW, Calgary (WHL)
3-77 - Columbus - Viggo Nordlund, LW, Skelleftea (SHL)
4-109 - Columbus - Luka Radivojevic, D, Muskegon (USHL)
@Chinatown88
Damn, was hoping he would last to next round.
Was gonna take him with my third round pick but thought he had a better chance of lasting than Nordlund did and I wanted both.
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Chris Drury wobbles precariously up on stage in oversized bell bottoms, clearly hiding the stilts he's walking on underneath that make him near seven feet tall.
He reads off a piece of paper,
"The New York Rangers are pleased to select, 6'9" Filip Holst!"
The large screen behind him flashes a picture of the player accompanied by the line "#111 - New York Rangers - C - Filip Holst Persson - 6'0" - 160lbs"
Drury looks back at it and takes a beat, before turning to his scouts.
"Wait...! 6 foot!? I thought you guys said---"
Gary Bettman runs up on stage and interrupts him.
"Too late! Too late! You made your pick!" he yells as he repeatedly mashes a small black box with a large red button in his hand, and the backdrop behind them changes from 'New York Rangers' to 'Montreal Canadiens'.
@zaluty PMd!
He reads off a piece of paper,
"The New York Rangers are pleased to select, 6'9" Filip Holst!"
The large screen behind him flashes a picture of the player accompanied by the line "#111 - New York Rangers - C - Filip Holst Persson - 6'0" - 160lbs"
Drury looks back at it and takes a beat, before turning to his scouts.
"Wait...! 6 foot!? I thought you guys said---"
Gary Bettman runs up on stage and interrupts him.
"Too late! Too late! You made your pick!" he yells as he repeatedly mashes a small black box with a large red button in his hand, and the backdrop behind them changes from 'New York Rangers' to 'Montreal Canadiens'.
@zaluty PMd!
Montreal selects from Niagara C Ethan Czata
Florida being PM'ed
And can someone take over Montreal for the last 3 rounds. I am off to Jamaica tomorrow. Thanks for all for doing this mock draft.
Florida being PM'ed
And can someone take over Montreal for the last 3 rounds. I am off to Jamaica tomorrow. Thanks for all for doing this mock draft.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
"The Florida Panthers are now ..."
The screen shifts to GM Barry Zito sitting in a lawn chair, apparently naked though covered in the camera angle by the Stanley Cup.
"Hey, losers! I'm joined here by my long-time friend Stanley here -- HAHAHAH!!! -- just hanging out. I hope you have all had a fun little time picking your kiddies in the hope that you can make a team that will take the Cup from us! GOOD LUCK!!
"So here I am really late to your bean-counter party, and I'll make this quick. I have another pick later this round anyway. I don't need draft managers or prospects, not when I can call up any player agent and tell them to demand a trade to where there are NO TAXES! Boo hoo Canadian teams, that must really hurt to be paying through the nose for your third rate line-ups.
"So since we get to add someone we can toss into a trade to make you look competent for about 4 months, here's an easy answer. I just looked up the biggest players around, put their names on pieces of paper, and tossed them into ol' Stanley, hehe.
Zito puts one hand over his eyes and reaches into the Cup with the other. He extracts a piece of paper.
"The championship franchise Florida Panthers make defenseman Evan Passmore from the Barrie Colts of the OHL a very lucky young man.
"Who's next, Gary?"
"That would be the New Jersey Devils (@Hexy4)."
"See you all in a few, suckers!"
The screen shifts to GM Barry Zito sitting in a lawn chair, apparently naked though covered in the camera angle by the Stanley Cup.
"Hey, losers! I'm joined here by my long-time friend Stanley here -- HAHAHAH!!! -- just hanging out. I hope you have all had a fun little time picking your kiddies in the hope that you can make a team that will take the Cup from us! GOOD LUCK!!
"So here I am really late to your bean-counter party, and I'll make this quick. I have another pick later this round anyway. I don't need draft managers or prospects, not when I can call up any player agent and tell them to demand a trade to where there are NO TAXES! Boo hoo Canadian teams, that must really hurt to be paying through the nose for your third rate line-ups.
"So since we get to add someone we can toss into a trade to make you look competent for about 4 months, here's an easy answer. I just looked up the biggest players around, put their names on pieces of paper, and tossed them into ol' Stanley, hehe.
Zito puts one hand over his eyes and reaches into the Cup with the other. He extracts a piece of paper.
"The championship franchise Florida Panthers make defenseman Evan Passmore from the Barrie Colts of the OHL a very lucky young man.
"Who's next, Gary?"
"That would be the New Jersey Devils (@Hexy4)."
"See you all in a few, suckers!"
With pick 114 New Jersey selects….
Born Mar 16 2007 -- Lohja, Finland
[18 yrs. ago]
Height 6.01 -- Weight 181 [185 cm/82 kg]
@LT
Lasse Boelius
Defense -- shoots LBorn Mar 16 2007 -- Lohja, Finland
[18 yrs. ago]
Height 6.01 -- Weight 181 [185 cm/82 kg]
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Daniil Ustinkov
apologies to any of you creative writers who had a story planned around this guy's name
@BernieParent up
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Sorry for the delay, all. Early bedtime. To not waste any more time, and while mental care professionals attend to GM Kevyn Adams, Buffalo selected RW Gavin Conforth from Dubuque.
Vancouver (@Strawberry Fields) is up.
Vancouver (@Strawberry Fields) is up.
Strawberry Fields
12x Calder Cup Champs
selects Jamiro Reber15- LW Carter Bear/Everett Silvertips (WHL)
47- C Cole McKinney/USNTDP (USHL)
65- G Pyotr Andreyanov/Moskva (MHL)
117- C Jamiro Reber/HV71 (SHL)
Back to @BernieParent
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
"We are still trying to reach the Florida ..."
The screen comes on, showing GM Barry Zito sitting astride the Stanley Cup.
"Hey again, losers. Man, must have nodded off. My staff make me some special drinks for these occasions [he holds up a glass]. I call them the NHL on the Rocks HAHAHA!! They pack a real punch ... like what we have fed you all for the past few seasons.
"Anyhoo, unlike the rest of you desk and tie types, I have fun and interesting things to do with my time, so let's get to it. The ol' hand goes into Lord Stanley ... and ... the lucky, lucky young man is named Sean Barnhill. You're the next contestant on The Franchise is Right.
"Later, losers!" The screen goes black.
Carolina (@Chuck Downie) is on the clock.
The screen comes on, showing GM Barry Zito sitting astride the Stanley Cup.
"Hey again, losers. Man, must have nodded off. My staff make me some special drinks for these occasions [he holds up a glass]. I call them the NHL on the Rocks HAHAHA!! They pack a real punch ... like what we have fed you all for the past few seasons.
"Anyhoo, unlike the rest of you desk and tie types, I have fun and interesting things to do with my time, so let's get to it. The ol' hand goes into Lord Stanley ... and ... the lucky, lucky young man is named Sean Barnhill. You're the next contestant on The Franchise is Right.
"Later, losers!" The screen goes black.
Carolina (@Chuck Downie) is on the clock.
Appleyard
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Believe Barnhill is already gone!
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