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Fantasy Sports: Flyers Board Mock Draft 2025

Boston takes Center Julius Sumpf, from Moncton of the QMJHL. Good size and numbers, so wonder why he's not more regarded.



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@zaluty
 
[READER WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS UNCHARACTERISTIC PROFANITY AS BEFITS A MAN LOSING HIS MIND. PLEASE DON'T THINK LESS OF ME. CAUTION IS ADVISED.]

"We invite the Buffalo Sabres to make their next pick," Gary Bettman announces. Time passes.

"Again, Buffalo is on ..."

"I heard you, Gary," says a voice from utter darkness. "But, what ... what does it matter? We're in the f***ing fourth round. Do you know how low the chances of this pick are to even play a single f****ing NHL game??!"

"Kevyn, Kevyn, you have to calm down."

"CALM DOWN??!?!! Would YOU 'calm down' if you had been the General Manager for 5 years in Buffalo? I mean, we haven't been to the playoffs in 14 f***ing years. 14!! years!! I draft 1st overall? Doesn't matter. I make 11 picks in 2022? Who cares? What does it matter whose name I say right now? Honestly. Who gives a flying s***?"

"It will be okay, Kevyn. The league will get you help. We just need a selection now, okay?"

"Fine, fine, whatever. Give me ... uhh, Harry. Yeah, there's an old-fashioned name around the time the Sabres were actually competitive. You don't hear Harry anymore on NHL broadcasts, like Corey or Travis or Connor. Screw that. Give me a Harry."

"We can't just go with one name, Kevyn. What is the full name?"

"SHUT UP, NANCY!! I SWEAR I'LL ..." [CLICK] The feed from Buffalo goes dead.

"Mr. Bettman, this is Central Control. There is a Harry Nansi eligible for the draft."

"Perfect, Buffalo takes Harry Nansi. From where?"

"Owen Sound in the Ontario Hockey League."

"Make it happen. And send a wellness check team to Kevyn's home."

New York Rangers @uncleben is on the clock.
 
Four picks in, the Islanders decide it’s finally time to take a forward, and select: Tomas Poletin.

New York Islanders Selections

1 - 1) Matthew Schaefer, D, Erie (OHL)
2 - 42) Jack Ivankovic, G, Brampton (OHL)
3 - 74) Bryce Pickford, D, Medicine Hat (WHL)
4 - 106) Tomas Poletin, LW, Pelicans (Liiga)


@DrinkFightFlyers and the Blackhawks are on the clock.
 
The Blackhawks select David Lewandowski, LW, Saskatoon (WHL).

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@landsbergfan is up

Picks thus far:

1-3 - Chicago - Porter Martone, RW, Brampton (OHL)
1-29 - Chicago - Blake Fiddler, D, Edmonton (WHL)
2-34 - Chicago - Joshua Ravensbergen, G, Prince George (WHL)
2-60 - Chicago - Matthew Gard, C, Calgary (WHL)
3-66 - Chicago - Theo Stockselius, C, Djurgardens Jr. (Swe-Jr.)
4-98 - Chicago - Mace'o Phillips, D, USNTDP (USHL)
4-107 - Chicago - David Lewandowski, LW, Saskatoon (WHL)
 
June 27th, 2025
The Peacock Theater, Los Angeles, California

*The broadcast returns from commercial.*

"Welcome back Ladies and Gentleman. Currently I'ma doing a box break of Upper Deck NHL cards on the official NHL TikTok account." Mr. Freeman said shamelessly as he was paid beaucoup bucks for the gig again this year. "But anyways we're in the middle of the 4th round of this years make dreams come true or crush the spirit of teenage boys. The Utah Abs are on the clock."

*The camera zooms in on the Utah Abominables draft table*

"'Look at these plushies!" Mr. Ryan Smith shouted. "This is the easiest money I've ever made in my life. We just make them adorable and soft, then all the kids will want them. Parents will be spending all the time when we release special editions and introduce more characters in our Abominables Universe..."

*While the owner was still blabbing, the actual hockey guys were trying to figure out what to do at this point*

'I think we gotta go with this lad," GM Bill Armstrong stated. "He's got those hockey blooodlines."

*At this point the rest of the table just nodded because they were zoned out trying to pretend to listen to Mr. Ryan Smith."

“The Utah Abominables are proud to select Nicolas Sykora from Sioux City of the USHL."

Utah Abominables Selections
4) James Hagens, C, Boston College (NCAA)
46) Carter Amico, RD, USNTDP (USHL)
78) Alexei Medvedev, G, London (OHL)
110) Nicolas Sykora, F, Sioux City (USHL)


@uncleben is up. Will PM as well.
 
Chris Drury wobbles precariously up on stage in oversized bell bottoms, clearly hiding the stilts he's walking on underneath that make him near seven feet tall.

He reads off a piece of paper,
"The New York Rangers are pleased to select, 6'9" Filip Holst!"


The large screen behind him flashes a picture of the player accompanied by the line "#111 - New York Rangers - C - Filip Holst Persson - 6'0" - 160lbs"

Drury looks back at it and takes a beat, before turning to his scouts.

"Wait...! 6 foot!? I thought you guys said---"

Gary Bettman runs up on stage and interrupts him.

"Too late! Too late! You made your pick!" he yells as he repeatedly mashes a small black box with a large red button in his hand, and the backdrop behind them changes from 'New York Rangers' to 'Montreal Canadiens'.


@zaluty PMd!
 

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