Favourite Simpsons Moments

[LeafalCrusader]

Relatively?

Well there's bound to be some splash back.

 

[tony d]

 

[John Price]

Does your father know you're working here?

It was his idea.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Does your father know you're working here?

It was his idea.

In that case I'll have a whiskey sour

 

[The Nemesis]

I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Mr. Burns, in light of your unbelievable contempt for human life this court fines you three million dollars."
"Smithers, my wallet's in my right front pocket. Oh, and I'll take that statue of Justice, too."
"Sold!"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?

I told you last night, NO!!!

 

[John Price]

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Good night.....

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Now I'm off to Emmit's Fix-It Shop...to fix Emmit."

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split.
Marge: Uh huh?
Homer: The hardest shot in bowling. It was all up to me --
Marge: Oh!
Homer: -- so I got up all my courage. Right away, my lips started to
move, and I came up with the chant that won the match!
Marge: Who knocked down the pins?
Homer: [annoyed] I don't know. You know, some guy, er...Otto, I guess.
Marge: Good for him!
Homer: Yes, but -- Marge, you're not -- you're missing the point! The
individual doesn't matter. It was a team effort, and I was the
one who came up with the whole team idea...me!
Marge: I can't believe Otto picked up a 7-10 split -- he's phenomenal!
Homer: But --
Marge: Wow!

 

[The Nemesis]

"Now I'm off to Emmit's Fix-It Shop...to fix Emmit."

My bratwurst has a first name. It's F-R-I-T-Z. My bratwurst has a second name it' S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.....


I can't believe I can do that whole bit from memory.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

My bratwurst has a first name. It's F-R-I-T-Z. My bratwurst has a second name it' S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.....


I can't believe I can do that whole bit from memory.

 

[The Nemesis]

Well, I do get nosebleeds. Though in haven't had to plug in my rock tumbler for a long time.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Well, I do get nosebleeds. Though in haven't had to plug in my rock tumbler for a long time.

Wallet inspector!

 

[tony d]

 

[The Nemesis]

Wallet inspector!

You're not the wallet inspector

 

[Ceremony]

Sir, six cinderblocks are missing.

There'll be no hospital then, I'll tell the children.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

You're not the wallet inspector

Hey! Get over here! Okay, now you're you and I'm me

 

[The Nemesis]

Hey! Get over here! Okay, now you're you and I'm me

I'm.... me?

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

Dean Peterson could be the most perfectly written one off character of the entire show.

I’m sorry, boys, I've never expelled anyone before. But, that pig had some powerful friends.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[NyQuil]

Dean Peterson could be the most perfectly written one off character of the entire show.