Favourite Simpsons Moments
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WarriorOfGandhi
Was saying Boo-urns
"Mr. Burns, in light of your unbelievable contempt for human life this court fines you three million dollars."
"Smithers, my wallet's in my right front pocket. Oh, and I'll take that statue of Justice, too."
"Sold!"
"Smithers, my wallet's in my right front pocket. Oh, and I'll take that statue of Justice, too."
"Sold!"
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Come wit it now!
Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split.
Marge: Uh huh?
Homer: The hardest shot in bowling. It was all up to me --
Marge: Oh!
Homer: -- so I got up all my courage. Right away, my lips started to
move, and I came up with the chant that won the match!
Marge: Who knocked down the pins?
Homer: [annoyed] I don't know. You know, some guy, er...Otto, I guess.
Marge: Good for him!
Homer: Yes, but -- Marge, you're not -- you're missing the point! The
individual doesn't matter. It was a team effort, and I was the
one who came up with the whole team idea...me!
Marge: I can't believe Otto picked up a 7-10 split -- he's phenomenal!
Homer: But --
Marge: Wow!
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split.
Marge: Uh huh?
Homer: The hardest shot in bowling. It was all up to me --
Marge: Oh!
Homer: -- so I got up all my courage. Right away, my lips started to
move, and I came up with the chant that won the match!
Marge: Who knocked down the pins?
Homer: [annoyed] I don't know. You know, some guy, er...Otto, I guess.
Marge: Good for him!
Homer: Yes, but -- Marge, you're not -- you're missing the point! The
individual doesn't matter. It was a team effort, and I was the
one who came up with the whole team idea...me!
Marge: I can't believe Otto picked up a 7-10 split -- he's phenomenal!
Homer: But --
Marge: Wow!
The Nemesis
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My bratwurst has a first name. It's F-R-I-T-Z. My bratwurst has a second name it' S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.....
I can't believe I can do that whole bit from memory.
My bratwurst has a first name. It's F-R-I-T-Z. My bratwurst has a second name it' S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.....
I can't believe I can do that whole bit from memory.
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Well, I do get nosebleeds. Though in haven't had to plug in my rock tumbler for a long time.
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Mr Fahrenheit
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Cheese Wagstaff
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Dean Peterson could be the most perfectly written one off character of the entire show.
I’m sorry, boys, I've never expelled anyone before. But, that pig had some powerful friends.
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