Favourite Simpsons Moments

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Oh. a Four-thirteen.

Five thirteen*

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I live above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I live above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

Wow...

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Give me 700 Krusty Burgers!!!!!

 

[John Price]

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night!

Egghead likes his booky book.

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Forget about the badge. WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKIN' GUNS???

 

[The Nemesis]

Forget about the badge. WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKIN' GUNS???

Hey, hey, I already told you: You don't get a gun until you tell me your name.

 

[Ceremony]

What what what what this better be about pizza.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hey, hey, I already told you: You don't get a gun until you tell me your name.

I've had it up to HERE with your..."rules"

 

[ncm7772]

"So Mr X says, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J Simpson!'"

 

[Ceremony]

Webster's defines a wedding as the removal of weeds from one's garden

 

[tony d]

 

[The Nemesis]

Just eat the damn orange already!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[John Price]

'Simpsons' Creator Matt Groening on Apu Controversy: 'People Love to Pretend They’re Offended'

“Bart said he was ‘an underachiever and proud of it, man,’” said Groening. “Simpsons t-shirts were banned in grade schools. I felt that the controversy at the beginning of the show was, again, people pretending to be offended by Bart’s very mild sassiness. I knew it would blow over.” Of course, the overly sensitive reaction to a cartoon character that dislikes school and likes to use a slingshot was, let’s say, completely unnecessary. The same cannot entirely be said about his stance on the ever-brewing Apu controversy, as there are far more nuanced complexities to the matter.

When asked if he considered Apu’s portrayal an insensitive stereotype, he staunchly disagreed. “Not really,” he said. “I’m proud of what we do on the show. And I think it’s a time in our culture where people love to pretend they’re offended.”

 

[tony d]

What Groening said 110%. Maybe he's not exactly as depicted in this Season 7 episode;

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Tomorrow morning, when Allison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose, soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.

 

[njdevsfn95]

Some fun theories.

Re: Super Rich

Potentially owning the Denver Broncos isn't the only clue.

Let's not forget Homer spends enough on hot dogs to put the vendor's kids through college.

 

[The Nemesis]

Tomorrow morning, when Allison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose, soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.

Relatively?

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[The Nemesis]

The finger thing means the taxes.

 

[bigdirty]

The finger thing means the taxes.

I love it when I happen to come across an episode on TV and the next day someone has posted a quote from that episode.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Arr! Ye call that an anchor!"