Favourite Simpsons Moments

[Fixed to Ruin]

Me, watching my Leafs in the playoffs:

Lisa Please! I can't hear the announcers.
He said Pasternak just scored.
D'oh!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Me, watching my Leafs in the playoffs:

I didn't think it was physically possible but this team both sucks and blows

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I've seen teams suck before
but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

 

[Langdon Alger]

Sweet enola gay, son.

 

[John Price]

Sweet enola gay, son.

Air show? Buzz cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whiz jets to the strains of "Rock You Like a Hurricane"? What kind of country-fried rube is still impressed by that?!

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Aw, not the Harrier! We've got a war tomorrow!"

 

[tony d]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

How ironic. My crusade against television has come to end so formulaic, it could have spewed from the PowerBook of the laziest Hollywood hack.

 

[The Nemesis]

How ironic. My crusade against television has come to end so formulaic, it could have spewed from the PowerBook of the laziest Hollywood hack.

Let's haul ass to lollapalooza!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hullabalooza?

Hullabalooza is a music festival. The greatest music festival of all time.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Let's haul ass to lollapalooza!

Here we go again!

 

[The Nemesis]

Here we go again!

-e go again...

 

[tony d]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Do you have any idea how many children have tried to track me down?"
"Am I the first one?"
[pause]
"Yes."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What computers???

 

[John Price]

RIP

 

[John Price]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

But Bar....we can't show any weakness in front of the Russians.

 

[tony d]

RIP to one of the better first ladies of my time.

 

[tony d]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I got your tooth Dad.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"I think he's a good man, I like him, I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely going to make orphans of his children."
"Uh, you know they have a mother, Champ?"
"Yes, but I assume she would die of grief."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He's not lost.