Favourite Simpsons Moments

[The Nemesis]

I start fires!!!!

Ya done well, Metalhead. Now you know what you've gotta do: Burn the thread down. BURN THEM ALL!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Is your name Bart?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ya done well, Metalhead. Now you know what you've gotta do: Burn the thread down. BURN THEM ALL!

 

[tony d]

 

[Congo Jack]

That was "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats, or as they're known today... Men Without Jobs.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I thought we were friends....

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Ya done well, Metalhead. Now you know what you've gotta do: Burn the thread down. BURN THEM ALL!

I didn't burn down the thread it was the butterfly I tell you the butterfly.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Ozz]

Nobody EVER suspects THHHE BUUUTTERFLY

 

[tony d]

 

[John Price]

I didn't burn down the thread it was the butterfly I tell you the butterfly.

Schools out for summer

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"The rich are different than you or I."
"Yes, they're better."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Principal Skinner??

Up yours, children!!!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Congo Jack]

If somebody's in here, you're in for some serious ass forkin'!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

They didn't hear us in the sewing room...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

These gloves came free with my toilet brush!!

 

[bring back the jets]

I work for Monty Burns, M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Monty Burns

What's wrong with this country!? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?

Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!

You like those moccasins? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you. Don't like 'em? Then neither do I! Get the hell out of here! Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
Hehe, yes, once.

Ahaha. Relax, Homer, at Globex we don't believe in walls. In fact, I didn't even give you my coat!

Hey, Bart. Do you have a best friend yet? 'Cause I've been looking for someone to boss me around.

I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

There's the Hammock Hut. That's on Third. There's Hammocks 'R' Us. That's on Third, too. You got Put Your Butt There. That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact they're all in the same complex. It's the Hammock Complex, down on Third.
Oh, the Hammock District?

I can't buy that. Only management guys with big salaries like me can afford that… guys like me! I'm a guy like me!

Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Sugar? Sure. There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
Uh... I... no.

Ahahahaha! Ahahaha! Hey Homer, You're missing out on some fun!

 

[John Price]

We can't bust heads like we used to but we have our ways. One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I work for Monty Burns, M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Monty Burns

What's wrong with this country!? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?

Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!

You like those moccasins? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you. Don't like 'em? Then neither do I! Get the hell out of here! Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
Hehe, yes, once.

Ahaha. Relax, Homer, at Globex we don't believe in walls. In fact, I didn't even give you my coat!

Hey, Bart. Do you have a best friend yet? 'Cause I've been looking for someone to boss me around.

I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

There's the Hammock Hut. That's on Third. There's Hammocks 'R' Us. That's on Third, too. You got Put Your Butt There. That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact they're all in the same complex. It's the Hammock Complex, down on Third.
Oh, the Hammock District?

I can't buy that. Only management guys with big salaries like me can afford that… guys like me! I'm a guy like me!

Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Sugar? Sure. There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
Uh... I... no.

Ahahahaha! Ahahaha! Hey Homer, You're missing out on some fun!

 

[John Price]

Can't a guy walk down the street without being offered a job?

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter,you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

"Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three: medium brown."