Favourite Simpsons Moments

[tony d]

Tomorrow I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head.

 

[John Price]

Please don't tell anyone how I live.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Oh, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't be turned on by that. Well, goodbye."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Just so I'm not wondering. You would have gone all the way with me right??

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Forget it pal. They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumbass army guy.

 

[Valhallis]

They don’t call me Springfield Fats just because I’m morbidly obese.

 

[tony d]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

They don’t call me Springfield Fats just because I’m morbidly obese.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

This just in a fistfight is taking place in downtown Springfield. Early reports indicate and these are very preliminary indicate that one of the fighters is a giant lizard. Do we have a source on this? A bunch of drunken frat boys...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Marge, I agree with you in theory. In theory, communism works! In theory."

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Basically the last 18 months for the Oilers....

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Basically the last 18 months for the Oilers....

Meanwhile at a joint Chiareli-Bergevin press conference.

We must go forward. Not backwards upwards not forwards

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Give me 700 Krusty burgers!!!!!

 

[Leafsdude7]

Give me 700 Krusty burgers!!!!!

Here fishy fishy fishy.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Godspeed little doodle

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Duhhhh. I'm the captain. My son is Bart.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"I need the largest seed bell you have."
[pause]
"No, that's too big."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You've attained the rank of p***ywillow!!

 

[Siamese Dream]

Tomorrow I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head.

What are you doing man? That's Carl

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]