Favourite Simpsons Moments

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What kinda stew do you have today??

 

[John Price]

 

[bigdirty]

If the Sea Captain was the Toronto Maple Leafs...

 

[Ceremony]

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[belair]

If the Sea Captain was the Toronto Maple Leafs...

The Oilers at UFA pre-McDavid...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Even a caveman can start a fire

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I thought McDavid was the best player since Gretzky!!!

 

[Leafsdude7]

I thought the were due!

Aww, c'mon, he's spinning the puck on his stick! Just take it! Take the puck!

That game was fixed. They were using a freakin' NHL goalie for God's sakes.

 

[bigdirty]

Marc Bergevin when asked to explain the Habs poor start to the season:

Bet you never noticed that Bergevin has one eye.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Homer: "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you.
This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's
not the Chicago Blackhawks, but it's a start. Drop me a line if
you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio."
Aw, the Edmonton Oilers!
Marge: I think owning the Edmonton Oilers is pretty good.
Homer: Yeah, yeah.
Marge: Well, explain to me why it isn't.
Homer: You just don't understand hockey, Marge.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Stop him!!! He's supposed to die!!!

 

[belair]

Cam Talbot: "Hey look, guys. There's a big crowd to welcome us back from our road trip, even though we lost all four games."

Moe: "Yeah, I'll give ya somethin' to cry about, ya loser. Can't catch a hockey puck? Let's see if you can catch a rock!"

 

[Ceremony]

I told you we shoulda bought more than three bullets, let's just grab him.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Thanks to Darnell Nurse's patented last-second magic the final score of the game: Edmonton 3, St Louis 8

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I start fires!!!!

 

[John Price]

 

[Ozz]

No need for the blown gasket, Charlie.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Quiet Piggy, or we'll stick an apple in your mouth!!

 

[John Price]

Is your name Bart?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Is your name Bart?

Mmhmm