Woah!!! Put her back in, she's not done yet!!!
Oh, that's okay. I got a wife and kids.
Oh, that reminds me. They're probably wondering where I went. I told them I'm going for coffee. That was a week ago.
"You got it, pop. Just lemme run a few pints through it first."Well son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.....there's another kidney out there for me.
BLAST YOU I"M NOT MADE OF AIRPORTS!
He made light of my weight problem... at which point he told me to "relax."
What do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Mountain Dew or crab juice
Blach! Eww! Sheetz! I'll take a crab juice
"Homer, did you eat that donut?"
"...no."