Favourite Simpsons Moments

[bigdirty]

Hey Moe, look over there!

 

[Big McLargehuge]

 

[Ozz]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Can't murder now....eating.

 

[Psyfer]

Surly only looks out for one guy...........Surly.

 

[Congo Jack]

Kill..Wealthy...Dowager...

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Surly only looks out for one guy...........Surly.

Sorry Surly

 

[Psyfer]

Sorry Surly

Shut up

 

[John Price]

Also all 7

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It's our grease now.....

 

[Leafsdude7]

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[tony d]

 

[bigdirty]

In science, dead last.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Oh what now, did the rubble burn down??

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Attention Marge Simpson: we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son."

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[Psyfer]

I was a political prisoner.

 

[John Price]

Lisa: Dad, wake up!
Homer: What?
Lisa: I think a hurricane is coming!
Homer: Oh Lisa! There's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away.

 

[John Price]

Marge: Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm? [looks through a box] Oooh, a Rubik's Cube! Let's all work it together.
Lisa: Okay, start with diagonal colors.
[Marge turns the cube]
Homer: Use your main finger on the yellow side and your other finger on the orange side and turn it.
Marge: My main finger?
[the family begins to talking at the same time]
Bart: [simultaneously] Orange to orange!...
Lisa: [simultaneously] Now you have to turn it back, Mom...
Homer: [simultaneously] You gotta start backwards!
Bart: [simultaneously] Mom, Mom!
Lisa: [simultaneously] No, not so fast! No, ignore the red!
Bart: [simultaneously] No, no, no!
Homer: [simultaneously] Alternate corners!
Marge: One at a time!
Bart: Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!
Marge: Now I remember why I put this down here in the first place!

 

[tony d]

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[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Oooooh kicking and screaming please.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

And the weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught of Hurricane Barbara. And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.