Favourite Simpsons Moments

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[tony d]

 

[Player big P]

Tried opening a drink today and the tab just broke off in my hands.

Can open my own can of pudding, can I?

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Tried opening a drink today and the tab just broke off in my hands.

Can open my own can of pudding, can I?

take my pen knife, my good man

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Mono.....d'oh!!!!

 

[tony d]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Homer Simpson: You're Darryl Strawberry!
Darryl Strawberry: Yes.
Homer Simpson: You play right field.
Darryl Strawberry: Yes.
Homer Simpson: I play right field too.
Darryl Strawberry: So?
Homer Simpson: Well, are you better than me?
Darryl Strawberry: Well, I've never met you, but... yes.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You stink Strawberry!!! We want Home Run Homer!!!

 

[Leafsdude7]

You stink Strawberry!!! We want Home Run Homer!!!

Mom, they're professional athletes, they're used to this sort of thing. It rolls right off their backs.

 

[Player big P]

Get back to work, Stewart

 

[NyQuil]

Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"I'm sick of you people! You're nothing but a pack of fickle mush-heads!"
"He's right, you know."
"Give us hell, Quimby!"

 

[tony d]

 

[Xelebes]

For anyone who have always wondered but never sat down to calculate this, it is 0.0008195 km/L, 67,151 L/100 km, or 0.001928 miles/gallon.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

For anyone who have always wondered but never sat down to calculate this, it is 0.0008195 km/L, 67,151 L/100 km, or 0.001928 miles/gallon.

 

[The Nemesis]

Homer Simpson: You're Darryl Strawberry!
Darryl Strawberry: Yes.
Homer Simpson: You play right field.
Darryl Strawberry: Yes.
Homer Simpson: I play right field too.
Darryl Strawberry: So?
Homer Simpson: Well, are you better than me?
Darryl Strawberry: Well, I've never met you, but... yes.

Homer: "Clemens? Did I make the team?"

Roger Clemens: "You sure did!"

Homer: "Yes! In your face, Strawberry"

Roger Clemens: "Wait. Are you Ken Griffey Jr.?"

Homer: "No, I'm Homer Simpson."

Roger Clemens: "Oh. Sorry to get your hopes up."

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[Player big P]

Kids, did anyone pray for giant shoes?

 

[John Price]

 

[KaylaJ]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Tell your friends to ask for Jimmy!!

 

[tony d]