TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part III

[Fixed to Ruin]

What are everyone's Independence day plans?

 

[tony d]

Happy 4th of July to all the Americans here:

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

 

[Ceremony]

What are everyone's Independence day plans?

Celebrating the independence of my country by blowing up a small part of it

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Don’t forget to purchase some orange drink, for the long ride home...

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[tony d]

 

[cupcrazyman]

Sideshow Mel: "Touchdown Avenue"? Delightful!
Jimbo: Who ya talkin' to? Your imaginary girlfriend?
Sideshow Mel: Oh! Isn't your mother a well-known whore?
Jimbo: (gasp) You win this round, Mel.

 

[cupcrazyman]

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[The Nemesis]

Accurate prediction of what the night looks like for Vladimir Guerrero Jr so far.

 

[John Price]

Do you want to know the terrifying truth?

Or watch me sock some dingers?

 

[John Price]

 

[donkshow]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Caught some of the old Simpsons on FXX last night.

When I watch the new episodes

Only caught 10 minutes of this one last night but it still holds up. "Homer, are you just holding onto the can?"

 

[John Price]

Billionaire and former presidential candidate Ross Perot is dead at 89

Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have... that might be extracted for our personal use.

Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet? Oh!

 

[tony d]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Death stalks you at every turn

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Caught some of the old Simpsons on FXX last night.

When I watch the new episodes

Only caught 10 minutes of this one last night but it still holds up. "Homer, are you just holding onto the can?"

“Your point being....”

 

[tony d]

 

[The Nemesis]

Aaaaalllllllllrighty!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

They must have programmed it to kill the competition!