TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part III

[bigdirty]

You don't get any trades until you sort out your cap situation!

 

[NyQuil]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"We now return you to exciting 15th-round action at the NHL draft!"
"And so the Toronto Maple Leafs, who scored only four playoff goals last season--"

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[tony d]

 

[NyQuil]

 

[bigdirty]

Hey, there's an Alex Newhook.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Drafted by the Oilers and already no one remembers me.
just like what's-his-name from Finland and, you know, that guy, slid across the ice-- - Nail Yakupov? - Yeah.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Your bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger.....

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

 

[tony d]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Homer are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Nick: I'm offering three bottles, enough to clean one thousand tombstones, for only $39.95!
All: Booo! [a chair is heaved on stage]
Troy: I'm afraid you're going to have to do better, doctor.
Homer: [watching the show] Yeah, give us a break, doctor!
Nick: Okay, I'll throw in a fourth bottle, the applicator glove, and a state of Kansas jell-o mold. $29.95!
[crowd goes wild]

I never noticed the jell-o mold is just a normal rectangle.

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I'm making Matt Duchene signing with the Preds my lock of week.

 

[bigdirty]

I'm making Matt Duchene signing with the Preds my lock of week.

Well, you are right 52% of the time.

 

[Psyfer]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

that's a pretty big shoe.

 

[tony d]

 

[John Price]

I'm making Matt Duchene signing with the Preds my lock of week.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[cupcrazyman]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[cupcrazyman]