TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part III

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Lumber. We need lumber."

 

[bigdirty]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Awwww, lumber has a million uses...

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Here are his keys."
"Elephants don't have keys."
"I'll just keep these then."

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Meyers: As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you for stopping the killer robots, and to show my appreciation, here are two free passes.
Homer: But there are five of us.
Meyers: [angry] Here are two free passes!
Homer: That's better.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Meyers: As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you for stopping the killer robots, and to show my appreciation, here are two free passes.
Homer: But there are five of us.
Meyers: [angry] Here are two free passes!
Homer: That's better.

jurassic park last night

 

[NyQuil]

Drake was seen and heard at Jurassic Park:

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I did something similar today...

 

[tony d]

Happy Father's Day everyone:

 

[The Nemesis]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Happy Father's Day

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[bigdirty]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.
Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!"
Homer's brain: Wait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?
Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
Bart: [through clenched teeth] Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.
Homer: [through clenched teeth] Bart, I'd be delighted to go on your trip with you.
Bart & Homer: D'oh!

 

[tony d]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
"Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom."
"Oh my God!'
No, the other secret.
"Marge, I never graduated from high school."
"Well, that doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait. Maybe it does."

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Kyle Dubas right now...

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea. That's right: she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger."

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]