GWT: EPL - Matchweek 2

[Wee Baby Seamus]

xG is 1.75 to 0.82. Yikes

 

[Mark Stones Spleen]

Man, Chelsea suck!

Jackson has 1+1 today and our defense/midfield can’t complete basic passes

But please, people who don’t watch Chelsea, tell me more about how Osimhen is what we need to succeed!

I think we need a new coach.

 

[Blender]

Enzo-Caicedo have been horrific.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Oh it had to be Noni didn’t it

 

[Blender]

Madueke!

Oh it had to be Noni didn’t it

Palmer, Jackson, and Madueke have played well overall, with the first two being great today.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Icing on a cake of Ait Nouri being a mess against Madueke

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Is Lemina already on a booking? Because that should’ve been one if he’s not. Foul while Jackson is pulling the trigger on a breakaway pass

 

[Blender]

MADUEKE AGAIN!

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Madueke man. Madueke

Noni pissing off the entire Black Country and scoring a brace? Fun

 

[Blender]

Palmer, Jackson, Madueke up front destroying the game.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Palmer, Jackson, Madueke up front destroying the game.

If Nico Jackson has one million fans, I am one. If he has ten fans, I am one. If he has no fans, I am dead.

NONI HATTIE

 

[Blender]

MADUEKE HATTY!!!

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

5 years ago, almost to the day, we won 5-2 at Molineux. Tammy Abraham had a hat trick.

 

[Blender]

Great stuff by Enzo there as well, he needs to do a lot more of that.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Wolves look like they’re down a man

 

[Blender]

Wolves look like they’re down a man

Ait-Nouri no where to be found when Chelsea has the ball.

The enigma is back for Chelsea. See how his second stint here goes.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

If Joao Felix decides to be not shit and suddenly fulfills his potential, it would be hilarious

 

[Blender]

If Joao Felix decides to be not shit and suddenly fulfills his potential, it would be hilarious

We'll see, but I doubt it. His talent has never been the problem, the guy just seems incapable of playing to any tactic.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

We'll see, but I doubt it. His talent has never been the problem, the guy just seems incapable of playing to any tactic.

Which is why it would be so f***ing funny if our stupid stupid club is where it finally worked out

 

[Blender]

If Caicedo is out for any period of time, Veiga is the only player we have left in the squad who can be deployed in a defensive role in the midfield. Hilarious considering hundreds of millions were spent on the midfield.

 

[Duchene2MacKinnon]

Tough luck for wolves

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Bailed out on another set piece bozo class

 

[Blender]

Bailed out on another set piece bozo class

Chelsea and bad set piece defending is a club tradition at this point. It's been a long time since that was a strength.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Damn that was a nice f***ing goal

 

[Blender]

Felix!