I really appreciate your point about systems, which is often overlooked in discussions about individual awards, but you’re either wildly overstating the sharks or understating the flyers. The Sharks are a runaway train for last place, with only the Blackhawk’s for company in their lonely tier of awful.
If what you’re saying is true (that the flyers have worse goaltending, slightly better defense, and much worse offense) then they should be not only at the bottom of the standings but they should be one of the worst teams in recent memory. They obviously are not, so something in the math doesn’t check out.