Proposal: Enter your Trade Haikus

[Lindberg Cheese]

Answer not Hamhuis
Shattenkirk grows wings today
Nuke flies to big river land

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[Beerz]

Nuke traded to Amazon Piranhas (E6)

 

[clunk]

It's the offseason
When these types of threads pop up
Every single day

 

[Shootertooter]

Girardi must go
But Tanner Glass will remain
Marc Staal must go too!

 

[Shootertooter]

It's the offseason
When these types of threads pop up
Every single day

Too many syllables in last stanza

 

[clunk]

Too many syllables in last stanza

Nope. Read it again.

 

[Tkachuk Norris]

What a haul for Taylor Hall?
They thought they would get Karlsson
Instead 'twas Larsson.

 

[Lindberg Cheese]

Girardi must go
But Tanner Glass will remain
Marc Staal must go too!

Tanner Glass Corsi
Where are non-advanced stats teams
To reach the cap floor

 

[ATypicalCanadian]

Jim is out on the prowl

He has got the phone ready and we'll laugh or cry

Hold on Canucks fans

 

[Arthuros]

Offer sheet Lindholm?
Please no, we like having him
Unless...4 1st picks.

 

[JT Kreider]

Your hair is winter fire
January embers
My heart burns there too

 

[ORLY]

Posters on this site
Don't know the proper structure
To make a haiku

 

[Lindberg Cheese]

What a haul for Taylor Hall?
They thought they would get a Karlsson
Instead 'twas Larsson.

'Twas once a kid from Alberta
Whose shiny choppers could blind ya
Was swapped for a Swede, Chia thought as a steed
But wound up with Lucic, a gorilla

 

[Lindberg Cheese]

Posters on this site
Don't know the proper structure
To make a haiku

No school in juniors
Learn books in 4 year college
Free agency bound

 

[Captain Controversy]

A trade was made and a pick was picked
Our heart in Hall left and a finn reared
No matter what Occurs Connor brings Cheers

 

[ItRisesFromTheWaves]

Where does Vesey go?
Buffalo? Boston? TO?
Honestly, Who cares?

 

[BoldNewLettuce]

the sage wisdom held
in this virtual commons;
"because Oilerz, lol"

 

[Roboturner913]

Hall and more for Faulk?
Forget it!! the Oil fans said
I bet they would now

 

[BoldNewLettuce]

Hall and more for Faulk?
Forget it!! the Oil fans said
I bet they would now

I'd rather Larsson
not that Faulk is not decent
and I would not add

 

[mcpw]

Jacob Trouba dealt?
No defenseman coming back?
Eklund level crap.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

The Blues got so close
And now they've lost their captain
Oh what will they do?

 

[TehDoak]

We have **** to sell
Whatever shall we do now
Let's call Jim Benning

 

[Goose]

Do not weep fan boys
All ends are a beginning
The start of new moans

 

[The Blunder Years]

Evander the scum
With all the crimes he commits
Trade value is gone

 

[Beauner]

Trade us your players
Only the really good ones
We'll throw in a 4th