Boris Zubov
No relation to Sergei, Joe
I've been to ONE poetry slam in my life. Some of the worst 5 minutes I've ever wasted.During the regular season he's taking me out to nice restaurants. My friends are all calling him a catch. We've had serious talks about adopting a dog. The good stuff.
As soon as the playoffs start I bring him to dinner to meet my parents and he's picking his nose and eating it and telling my dad about how he wants to quit his job to try and make money performing slam poetry.