Press Conference
Mario Lemeiux,"Today will go down as one of the darkest days of the Pittsburgh Penguins, hell maybe even the NHL. It isn't hard to lose the 2 greatest players in the world right now. Not to mention a great supporting cast of players. Today we will lose the worlds worst coach though. We have fired Dan Bylsma, and have hired Coach Fishy Dishy. I would also like to announce that I will be taking over all GM duties. Now lets get into the trades."
Mario,"1st trade I would like to announce is that we have shipped out Sidney Crosby, Rob Scuderi, Brooks Orpik, Anaheims 2014 5th, and our 2014 4th to the Calgary Flames for Sean Monohan, Sven Baertschi, and Calgary's 2015 1st round pick."

Sean Monohan
Sven Baertschi
Calgarys 2015 1st rounder

Sidney Crosby
Rob Scuderi
Brooks Orpik
Anaheim 2014 5th
Pittsburgh 2014 4th
Mario,"The 2nd trade I would like to announce is that we have sent Evgeni Malkin, and our 6th and 7th 2014 picks, to the St. Louis Blues in exchange for TJ Oshie, Patrick Berglund, and Edmonton's 2014 2nd."

TJ Oshie
Patrick Berglund
Edmonton's 2014 2nd

Evgeni Malkin
Pittsburgh's 2014 6th and 7th rounders
Mario,"Ladies and Gentleman we are just getting started. The 3rd trade the Pittsburgh Penguins organization would like to announce is that we have sent James Neal and Jussi Jokinen to the Dallas stars in exchange for Valteri Nischuskin and Jason Dickinson.:
Valteri Nischuskin
Jason Dickinson

James Neal
Jussi Jokinen
Mario,"We are halfway through Boys and Girls. The 4th trade the Penguins announce is that we have sent Chris Kunitz, Pascal Dupuis, and Derrick Pouliot to the Edmonton Oilers for Ryan Nugent-Hopkins."

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Chris Kunitz
Pascal Dupuis
Derrick Pouliot
Mario,"The 5th trade the Pittsburgh Penguins would like to announce is that we have sent Paul Martin, Brandon Sutter, and Marcel Goc to the Nashville Predators for Ryan Ellis."

Ryan Ellis
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Paul Martin
Brandon Sutter
Marcel Goc
Mario,"The 6th trade we would like to announce is a straight swap of Jack Cambell to Pittsburgh and Tomas Voukoun to Dallas."

Jack Cambell

Tomas Voukoun
Mario,"The last, but not at all least trade the Pittsburgh Penguins has made will be Marc Andre-Fluery, Lee Stempniak, and Scott Harrington to Ottawa in return for Robin Lehner, Cole Schneider, and Patrick Mullen to the Penguins."

Robin Lehner
Cole Schneider
Patrick Mullen

Marc Andre-Fluery
Lee Stempniak
Scott Harrington
Mario,"The final thing we could like to announce is this years captains. We announce Kris Letang are Captain due to his dedication to the Pittsburgh Penguins that is above no other. Our assistants will be TJ Oshie and Ryan Nugent-Hopkins. Thank you all for coming out today."