I really don’t wanna physically assault you. I’m not a violent person, although my posts have sometimes suggested a firestorm and nuclear bomb droppage on members of the goalie union, particularly every goalie the Devils have iced in the last decade, including the twilight era Brodeur.
Honestly, and I really mean this in all sincerity. Not too many hours after my post regarding assaulting you last night, one of my no-count neighbors (not sure who, but someone in the neighborhood) let their dog get out and it was outside barking as loud as can be at 12:30-1:00 AM. Not sure if these people work nights and it was just an accident that their dog got out or if they’re just incompetent assholes who shouldn’t own a dog, and maybe they somehow either slept through the dog barking or just didn’t care.
My point being, I remember thinking at one point “talk about physically assaulting someone. f*** these people man!” And I can tell you that episode (including some other fairly recent annoyances in my neighborhood, like the assholes that had their hazards coming right through my bedroom window, despite the fact that no other cars are coming down this road at 3:00 AM that are gonna barrel into their truck parked on the side of the road. And then the f***s somewhere around here that shot fireworks off every hour until 4:00 AM on January 1st and trying to give my dog a heart attack and keeping people like me who had to work up all night) made me infinitely more angry than anything you’ve ever posted.
