OT: Coronavirus V: The Dustbin of History

[Navin R Slavin]

Let's make it the next few weeks through the Omicron peak, and then be done with this bullshit as "news". (I hope.)

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[Borsig]

The only way Corona stops being news, is if we stop having elections and legislators are appointed through trial by combat.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

LESS TALK, MORE VENGEANCE.

YOU GOT ANY SHROOMS?

 

[the halleJOKEL]

i am anti-covid

sorry to be controversial

 

[Navin R Slavin]

LESS TALK, MORE VENGEANCE.

YOU GOT ANY SHROOMS?

lolwut no what no!

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

I remember simpler times when a covid was just a video shot together by two pals.

 

[Lempo]

I remember simpler times when a covid was just a video shot together by two pals.

Like Evil Dead.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

what's corvid?

wouldn't you like to crow?

 

[tarheelhockey]

i am anti-covid

sorry to be controversial

So much for tolerance.

 

[Bub]

Let's make it the next few weeks through the Omicron peak, and then be done with this bullshit as "news". (I hope.)

Man, I hope so. I work on a college campus, and there are some people here who are going to be hard-pressed to return to normal.

 

[Borsig]

Man, I hope so. I work on a college campus, and there are some people here who are going to be hard-pressed to return to normal.

Someone in the medical facilities at my work that has a fauci bobble head...... With a mask on....

I'm not kidding.

 

[SoupNazi]

i am anti-covid

sorry to be controversial

Same here. I'm anti-COVID in that I don't want it.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Same here. I'm anti-COVID in that I don't want it.

Have you really explored the benefits of COVID, though?

 

[SoupNazi]

Have you really explored the benefits of COVID, though?

I've heard some people lose weight when having it. That would be my benefit.

 

[surfzone365]

I've heard some people lose weight when having it. That would be my benefit.

That’s not uncommon for viral infections. Your appetite is down and your metabolism is in overdrive due to the immune system cranking. I had H1N1 back in 2018 (really bad flu season that year and the flu vaccine was a joke). Lost taste, smell, appetite, and was nauseous. I dropped some lbs and actually felt better once the symptoms went away and I regained strength.

 

[MinJaBen]

That’s not uncommon for viral infections.

Or death. It is very slimming.

 

[surfzone365]

Or death. It is very slimming.

Yep. Brings new meaning to being dead tired.

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

Or death. It is very slimming.

BODY DECOMPOSITION TIMELINE

24-72 hours after death — the internal organs decompose.

3-5 days after death — the body starts to bloat and blood-containing foam leaks from the mouth and nose.

8-10 days after death — the body turns from green to red as the blood decomposes and the organs in the abdomen accumulate gas. Several weeks after death — nails and teeth fall out.

1 month after death — the body starts to liquify.

 

[Lempo]

Some people just get aides to lose weight.

 

[DaveG]

Some people just get aides to lose weight.

I'm going to personally see to it that each and every one of you gets aides.

 

[surfzone365]

BODY DECOMPOSITION TIMELINE

24-72 hours after death — the internal organs decompose.

3-5 days after death — the body starts to bloat and blood-containing foam leaks from the mouth and nose.

8-10 days after death — the body turns from green to red as the blood decomposes and the organs in the abdomen accumulate gas. Several weeks after death — nails and teeth fall out.

1 month after death — the body starts to liquify.

Save this as a postmortem should we have an early playoff exit

 

[LakeLivin]

That’s not uncommon for viral infections. Your appetite is down and your metabolism is in overdrive due to the immune system cranking. I had H1N1 back in 2018 (really bad flu season that year and the flu vaccine was a joke). Lost taste, smell, appetite, and was nauseous. I dropped some lbs and actually felt better once the symptoms went away and I regained strength.

I think we can put to bed the debate over whether covid started in a lab or was transmitted from a bat. Surf started it way back in 2018, just took a while for it to spread.

 

[Sens1Canes2]

I've heard some people lose weight when having it. That would be my benefit.

Yes! I certainly did the first time.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Side effects of COVID.

YOU GET EVEN MORE FU^KING VENGEFUL WITHOUT EVER EVEN CONTRACTING IT.

 

[Negan4Coach]

Now my second daughter has it...of course coming down with symptoms IMMEDIATELY after a visit with her 85 year old grandparents. And this is what a little over a month after her 2nd dose.

I kind of want to just get my breakthrough infection over with now rather than further away in timeline from the booster, tbh.