Conor Garland Height - Fact or Fiction

[BHD]

I don't buy it. I watched him play in Moncton. No way he's that tall.

 

[Shocker]

I see lots of people critiquing my technique of comparing his height, however just watching the game last night when I saw Conor Garland on the ice I thought to myself "Conor Garland has got to be the smallest player in the league". Here's another example from last night's OT. The eyes simply don't lie in this case.

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This is the internet and everything on the internet is true.

Conor Garland is a hobbit confirmed.

 

[missionAvs]

I don't buy it. I watched him play in Moncton. No way he's that tall.

 

[BoneDocUK]

Conor Garland finally gets a thread and its about his height. This dude is an underrated player.

Yeah. Like 24 inches underrated.

Was out playing frisbee golf this summer. Looking to birdie the 14th and zipped one onto the green at a dead 36 inches. Sailed right over this Conor Garland fella who was walking right past in sneakers. I'm guessing the kid needs a stool to wash his hands. Unless he skates to the basin.

 

[Dirty Old Man]

C'mon, you guys have never heard of "program height"?

 

[stl76]

I'm saddened to learn NHL players lie about their height.

I used to really look up to them.

I guess in this case...you should really look down on him.

 

[WhiskeyYerTheDevils]

I remember he was 5'5 in the Q and then two years later he was 5'10 in the NHL.

Suspicious.

 

[voxel]

Been a fan of him for years. And also Arvidsson. Both torch Edmonton when they play them.

 

[RobBrown4PM]

This is off-season thread material.

WTF, HF?

 

[BHD]

I remember he was 5'5 in the Q and then two years later he was 5'10 in the NHL.

Suspicious.

Again, the OP raises flags. I used to joke about his height whenever I went to his games, and I'm 5' 7".

 

[Bruinaura]

I'm more concerned with the freakish length of his neck. If he's really only 5'6'', then he has the body of someone who's 4'8'', and the rest is all neck

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CG phone home

 

[57special]

Those crossbars looking shorter than normal ones, also.

 

[The Nightman]

I'm baffled by some of the responses in this thread. There is absolutely no way he's 5'10".

 

[Asinine]

I'm more concerned with the freakish length of his neck. If he's really only 5'6'', then he has the body of someone who's 4'8'', and the rest is all neck

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This explains it.
This was 5'3" 2020 Garland.

That picture is a fake, likely part of the whole conspiracy.

Here's the original:

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This is 5'10" 2021 Garland.
He put in the work over the offseason and got those gains.

 

[deepdark]

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Looks like he's been struck by that lightning in Mario Kart!

 

[LadBanter420]

Since the Blues have played Arizona 5 straight times, I've had doubts about his listed height myself. That said, let's not SHORT change the guy on his hockey skill. - Really fun player to watch and quickly becoming a favorite player of mine outside of STL.

 

[David Suzuki]

I watched him live a lot and if someone told me he was five foot three I'd believe it.

 

[Figgy44]

I'm more concerned with the freakish length of his neck. If he's really only 5'6'', then he has the body of someone who's 4'8'', and the rest is all neck

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Damn, his neck might be longer and thicker than Mark Jankowski's neck.

 

[missionAvs]

I'm baffled by some of the responses in this thread. There is absolutely no way he's 5'10".
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I honestly never noticed this but holy cow. I never realized this about Garland. Would love to see a side by side vs Gerber so see who takes the cake.

 

[missionAvs]

Looks like he's been struck by that lightning in Mario Kart!

Hahahahahahaha

 

[amnesiac]

I'm baffled by some of the responses in this thread. There is absolutely no way he's 5'10".
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I honestly never noticed this but holy cow. I never realized this about Garland. Would love to see a side by side vs Gerber so see who takes the cake.

you realise thats photoshopped, I hope


this is such a stupid thread.... is hes not 5'10 so hes 5'9. Ok lets move on.

shall we talk about X player being listed 7 lbs more than he looks to be as well?

 

[missionAvs]

you realise thats photoshopped, I hope

Hahahaha no I did not. I honestly just find this discussion hilarious and glanced over it pretty quickly. This makes it even funnier though .

 

[The Nightman]

you realise thats photoshopped, I hope


this is such a stupid thread.... is hes not 5'10 so hes 5'9. Ok lets move on.

He ain't sniffing 5'9", I'm sure you'd like us to move on but we want answers.

 

[amnesiac]

He ain't sniffing 5'9", I'm sure you'd like us to move on but we want answers.

so tweet him to show you proof instead of showing us photoshopped images and pics of him with his legs bent

https://twitter.com/conorgarland2?lang=en

you may come off as a creeper, though

 

[rt]

He ain't sniffing 5'9", I'm sure you'd like us to move on but we want answers.

He's five six.