3 years from now, we will be here, talking about Kreider and some people will still hold out hope he magically "puts it together" and finally becomes a 30 goal scorer under the new coach who replaces Galant...
It is the Year 2247. It's opening night at Madison Square Garden VII
The New York Rangers have Dan "Actual Cyborg This Time" Giradi as the Head Coach. James Dolan IX is the owner of the team, as well as the newly re-re-re-re-named New York Baggy Pants (which Isiah Thomas still coaches). Drury is still the GM as he took "not ruining his weekend" to a new level and he just stopped aging altogether on calendar weekends, effectively reducing his aging by ~104 days every year.
Sather sits up in his box, smoking his cigar, and looking as youthful as he did in 2021. Literally the last natural human being on the planet. No one knows how he does it.
Kreider (who can still jump out of a pool btw, being the 'rare physical specimen' he is) is playing in his first season as captain for the New York Rangers, after the torch being passed down by the Meme Lord himself, Pavel Buchnevich (who was kept alive through his timeless connection with social media memeness) when he retired.
The puck drops.
The game goes on as normal, with the Rangers being hemmed in their own zone for a couple of minutes without a whistle. But suddenly...a breakaway...a pass across the ice to the speedy and streaking Kreider. The refs blow the whistle, and announce to the PA system: "New York. Number 20.
Offsides."