GDT: carfla

Svechhammer

THIS is hockey?
Jun 8, 2017
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We are just going to get goalied this year.
I mean it's absolutely exposing our inability to have any single player consistently create his own shot. Offense by committee doesn't work against elite goalies playing at an elite level.

Eventually our front office has to sack up and pull off a trade for a top tier player, or we will always have this kind of glass ceiling on us. Every year a goalie goes supernova, you have to have the talent to beat it.
 

Stickpucker

Playmaka
Jan 18, 2014
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ROD READ THIS IN THE INTERMISSION

BOYS GIVE YOUR NUTS A TUG!!

ROD PUT THE MEN TOGETHER SO WE CAN SOME A GASH DAMN 5VEE 5 GOAL!!

KOTKANIEMI HIT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN RED LIKE YOURE A BULL ON COCAINE!! WE WANT BLOOD!!

MARTINOOK MAKE GRETZKY WISH HE WAS YOU!!

POOLPARTY GIVE YOUR TERRIBLE JUJU TO BOBRIVSKI. MAY HE GET THE YIPS.

SLAVIN MAY YOUR OFFENSE BE BETTER THAN YOUR DEFENSE FOR 2 WEEKS

BURNS BECOME THE WOOKIE

TURBO AND NECAS MAY YOUR BALLS DROP AND YPU STOP ACTING LIKE SOCCER PLAYERS OUT THERE.

NOESEN WE NEEED SOME MORE OF THEM PP GOALS. THEYRE BACK IN STOCK.

SKJEI MAY YOU LAY HITS PRETRIER THAN YER HAIR. AND ITS VERY PRETTY

STAZKNEEE...ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING? ID RATHER WACH THE ICE CAPS THAN THE SHIT YOURE CALLING HOCKEY!!

JEFF DANIELS HAMEMER SOME OF YPUR BROTHER JACK AND SOME MAGIX MUSHROOMS AND FIGURE OUT THE PP.

STOPPING HITTING PEOPLE WITH STICKS AND HIT EM WITH YOUR FISTS AND YOUR FOREHEADS. MAY YOU FIGHT BETTER THAN JEAN CLAUDE CAN DAMN JONES AND LEYOTO f***IN MACHIDA COMBINED IN THEIR PRIMES.
 

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