GDT: carfla

[Wolfpuck]

Slowest no touch icing I’ve ever seen…

 

[VAcaniac]

Ok, we better get next PP

Slowest no touch icing I’ve ever seen…

Seriously, wtf was that

 

[BillPrep]

good kill. build. on. it.

 

[dogbazinho]

Ok, we better get next PP

We haven't done enough to get the destiny calls.

 

[Kat Predator]

We kill 2 penalties and Eddie says "huge missed opportunity for Carolina." WTF?

 

[tarheelhockey]

Well the good news is, the Game Management Playbook says we get the next call no matter how asinine it needs to be.

 

[Svechhammer]

I suppose I'd drink too, were I married to keith

You would too if your husband thought that he could just take his post game frustrations out on your body with his fists

 

[Tryamw]

Can't even get the bounce

 

[VAcaniac]

Puck is literally one the line. f*** us

 

[DaveG]

This is getting ridiculous

 

[Wolfpuck]

Bob is both good and lucky. Not good news for us.

 

[hurricure]

LETS f***ING GOOOOOOO!!!

 

[ElmCityGuy]

horseshoes and hand grenades

 

[HydratedByStormBrew]

not offsides

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

just pure rotten luck, man

 

[dogbazinho]

Given game management I think we're allowed to run the goalie now. I certainly think we should be gooning it up.

 

[WreckingCrew]

0% puck luck, 0% shooting skill = 0 goals

 

[Big Daddy Cane]

This is some ridiculous puck luck.

 

[Brock Anton]

Can’t even score off of an opponent’s skate.

Who did Bob sell his soul to?

 

[Summer Rose]

This is ridiculous.

 

[CanesUltimate11]

Matty shaking his hand like Martinook hit him…

 

[Kat Predator]

Re-dick-you-less!

 

[Stickpucker]

HOCKEY GODS WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO OFFENSE YOU?!

WE REPENT AND PROMISE TO RETURN TO THE PATH OF THE GREAT ANTON!!

WE WILL SACRIFICE GOATS OR @Boom Boom Apathy TO YOU AS A SHOW OF GOOD WILL

 

[Rempe73]

Announcer jinx

We score next shot

 

[ElmCityGuy]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue