Can we get a Carbs extension celebration video?
I’d like to thank Mr Leonsis - The Tedster. Did you see how he opened up his checkbook at the very end to get me this win? So clutch. *thumbs up, nodding enthusiastically*
And my agent, Bobby D Money. Yea, buddy, crunching those numbers like a champ. Putting my kids through private school. Alright… *finger guns*
And who can forget Timmy, the IT guy, over there. The backbone of the team. Can’t win these extensions without internet, right? Come on now... *slow clap*
And Betsy - the hidden MVP, makes the meanest cup of coffee in the game. Gave us the energy we needed, at the right time. Give it up for her. *big applause*