GDT: Caps at Canes

[MustardStew]

5-1 loss and several people in the GDT stop being fans because of how awful and bad the team is

Brilliant! Finally, I can get off this great yet awful roller coaster!

No, wait! I don't really mean that! I'm all talk

 

[The Faulker 27]

Finally get to watch live. Gonna turn off the porch lights for no interruptions. f*** them kids

Oh yeah it's Halloween and I have to do stuff.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Those are some bad lines...

My lines are perfect, don't you dare besmirch my lines.

 

[Joe McGrath]

CDH is apparently supposed to return "soon", but until then we get the adventurous Chatfield/Coghlin pairing again

Adventurous sure is a nice way of saying awful.

 

[chaz4hockey]

Our solution tonight while we are at the game:

 

[Joe McGrath]

Can I watch this on ESPN+ if it’s on nhl network. I have no idea anymore.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

If they don’t win the Stanley cup tonight I’m throwing a jersey on the ice.

That’s so outdated. These days people are throwing dildos.

 

[cptjeff]

Can I watch this on ESPN+ if it’s on nhl network. I have no idea anymore.

Sadly, no. NHL Network needs to just die already, or at least stop getting to show games exclusively.

 

[CupInSIX]

Finally get to watch live. Gonna turn off the porch lights for no interruptions. f*** them kids

A big bucket of mints + the honor system to guarantee a big minty win tonight.

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

My neighborhood attracts a bunch of little shits on Halloween. If we leave a bowl out, somebody will just steal the bowl and all the candy in it. And a few older kids will probably come around in the wee hours to break everyone’s decorations and kick in their pumpkins.

Ask me why I bought a security system on November 1 last year.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Adventurous sure is a nice way of saying awful.

Nah, I’m sure flailing wildly while trying to receive a pass, keep the zone or perform a breakout is just a strategic decision. Lull opponents into a false sense of security so that when they do any of the above successfully, it catches them by surprise.

 

[Joe McGrath]

I’ve thought Martinook has looked great so far this year compared to what we’ve seen from him in recent years.

So I looked up his fancy stats and he leads the entire league in CF%. Staal and Fast aren’t far behind, so that line despite not appearing to be as good without Nino is still doing what’s expected of them.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Capitals' Oshie out indefinitely, Carlson day-to-day with lower-body injuries

The Washington Capitals announced Monday that forward T.J. Oshie will be out of the lineup indefinitely due to a lower-body injury.

www.sportsnet.ca

Carlson and Oshie both out for the Caps.

 

[raynman]

My neighborhood attracts a bunch of little shits on Halloween. If we leave a bowl out, somebody will just steal the bowl and all the candy in it. And a few older kids will probably come around in the wee hours to break everyone’s decorations and kick in their pumpkins.

Ask me why I bought a security system on November 1 last year.

Now you just need a motion sensor activated sprinkler so you can post the reaction of the heathen, Devil worshiping tricksters online

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Capitals' Oshie out indefinitely, Carlson day-to-day with lower-body injuries

The Washington Capitals announced Monday that forward T.J. Oshie will be out of the lineup indefinitely due to a lower-body injury.

www.sportsnet.ca

Carlson and Oshie both out for the Caps.

plenty of gooning going to happen tonight

 

[WhiteTrashAmerican]

Picked up some tickets for tonight(230 row A). Never sat in the club level, looking forward to that. Thinking about a jersey update as well, the ol' Hanifin is comically outdated and I like the 25th anniversary ones. I low key want Burns but if he retires after this year then I'm just that guy that collects one off Canes dman jerseys so might go with Slavin.

 

[The Faulker 27]

That’s so outdated. These days people are throwing dildos.

In this economy?

 

[chaz4hockey]

My neighborhood attracts a bunch of little shits on Halloween. If we leave a bowl out, somebody will just steal the bowl and all the candy in it. And a few older kids will probably come around in the wee hours to break everyone’s decorations and kick in their pumpkins.

Ask me why I bought a security system on November 1 last year.

Yup I have doorbell and security cameras panning out front. Anyone out of line will be recorded on my system.

Picked up some tickets for tonight(230 row A). Never sat in the club level, looking forward to that. Thinking about a jersey update as well, the ol' Hanifin is comically outdated and I like the 25th anniversary ones. I low key want Burns but if he retires after this year then I'm just that guy that collects one off Canes dman jerseys so might go with Slavin.

Leave early. Traffic the other night was LA like.

 

[hockeynjune]

Now you just need a motion sensor activated sprinkler so you can post the reaction of the heathen, Devil worshiping tricksters online

My dad used to sit on the roof with a pressurized water hose and a six pack , just waiting.

 

[MinJaBen]

That’s so outdated. These days people are throwing dildos.

In this economy?

Just stickin' it to the man!

 

[CanesUltimate11]

Picked up some tickets for tonight(230 row A). Never sat in the club level, looking forward to that. Thinking about a jersey update as well, the ol' Hanifin is comically outdated and I like the 25th anniversary ones. I low key want Burns but if he retires after this year then I'm just that guy that collects one off Canes dman jerseys so might go with Slavin.

Row A in the club seats are great I find. We always used to sit in 229 so you'll have that good angle down into the ozone (twice), along with good sightlines to the other end of the rink, and no one in front of you to stand up when the team crosses the blue line...

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

In this economy?

Maybe they buy them in bulk?

 

[MustardStew]

Did you turn your monitory sideways by 90 degrees?

???

Oooooh I see. I actually read it like this:

<- 1st line <- 2nd line, etc. etc -<

 

[MinJaBen]

Maybe they buy them in bulk?

Probably get them second hand.

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

Probably get them second hand.

Those cost even more! Or so I've been told...