Confirmed with Link: Canucks sign F Jannik Hansen to 4-Year, $10m Extension ($2.5m AAV w/ LNTC)

[thepuckmonster]

Should have worked in Higgins' abs. They're worth at least 500k.

Signing bonus of 500k per ab.

 

[MikeK]

I almost want to keep this thread going all season. Fantastic term and $$ amount. This is just a straight up great contract.

 

[Eddy Punch Clock]

Signing bonus of 500k per ab.

Well, that got your attention.

 

[Wolfhard]

Signing bonus of 500k per ab.

Quick math says.... $6m? He's got like twelve abs, right?

 

[thepuckmonster]

Well, that got your attention.

Are you honestly that surprised?

Quick math says.... $6m? He's got like twelve abs, right?

Money well spent.

 

[Taelin]

Are you honestly that surprised?



Money well spent.

Underpayment.

 

[thepuckmonster]

Underpayment.

I wonder if he'll get them insured like JLo did wit her booty.

Jannik got a 2M signing bonus for his Kermit voice. You just have to pay for quality Muppet impressions these days.

 

[Taelin]

I wonder if he'll get them insured like JLo did wit her booty.

Jannik got a 2M signing bonus for his Kermit voice. You just have to pay for quality Muppet impressions these days.

I can't help but to laugh when he speaks.

 

[vanuck]

Proto, you should be a writer. That was entertaining.

Quick math says.... $6m? He's got like twelve abs, right?

I don't know... who's counting?

 

[Proto]

Glad my wasted coffee break at work yesterday wasn't completely in vain