Can we move away from calling the kid Stank?

[mikeyfan]

I’d call him sneak, as he is sneaky at getting to the front of the net

 

[cptjeff]

Baker...

Roasty? Broiler?

 

[WreckingCrew]

If he keeps playing like he has, I’ll call him anything he wants.

"Yes Daddy"?

 

[LakeLivin]

His nickname should be "Johnny". This is so obvious I can't believe no one has suggested it yet!

Stankoven --> koven --> coven --> witches --> Witches of Eastwick --> Jack Nicholson --> The Shining --> Here's Johnny! --> Johnny

Occam's razor, bitches!

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

His nickname should be "Johnny". This is so obvious I can't believe no one has suggested it yet!

Stankoven --> koven --> coven --> witches --> Witches of Eastwick --> Jack Nicholson --> The Shining --> Here's Johnny! --> Johnny

Occam's razor, bitches!

 

[Tryamw]

If he keeps playing like he has, I’ll call him anything he wants.

Hello anything he wants.. that doesn't flow well off the tongue

 

[Stickpucker]

For me personally, nope. If I was his friend or knew him in real life, sure. Instead, I'm just a message board weirdo with no connection to him.

That explains his decline.

From henceforth I dub thee (Kochetkov) BONESAWWWW as it is a name befitting of a man of his persuasions.

 

[Stickpucker]

Baker...

Baker baker bakers man bake me a cup as fast as you can.

 

[Peterpuck7810]

Some people arent meant to have nicknames... Stankoven is probably one of them.

 

[AD Skinner]

Easy bake coven

 

[Lempo]

His nickname should be "Johnny". This is so obvious I can't believe no one has suggested it yet!

Stankoven --> koven --> coven --> witches --> Witches of Eastwick --> Jack Nicholson --> The Shining --> Here's Johnny! --> Johnny

Occam's razor, bitches!

I'll call him Truck. Witches of Eastwick --> Cher --> Moonstruck

Now off to play six degrees of Kevin Bacon.

 

[AD Skinner]

a wolf without a foot

 

[Lempo]

What is "Coyote Ugly", Alex.

 

[hangman005]

 

[bleedgreen]

In my professional world that is rarely professional the worst thing you can do is fight your nickname. Just makes it worse.

It is known.

 

[Lempo]

It is known.