Can we move away from calling the kid Stank?

[Negan4Coach]

no, we cannot.

 

[wgknestrick]

....But his oven stinks and "malodorous cookstove" just doesn't roll off the tongue.

As a rookie, you absolutely don't get to choose your nickname.

 

[Identity404]

Where did he say he doesn’t like it?

Watch the spitting chicklets interview. They ask him what his nickname is and he says it’s stanky or stanks, either works for him, and he’s been called that his whole life.

 

[Derailed75]

....But his oven stinks and "malodorous cookstove" just doesn't roll off the tongue.

As a rookie, you absolutely don't get to choose your nickname.

Jesus F-in Christ!!!! Malodorous Cookstove

That may be my favorite phrase of all time.

Ass hat and douche canoe are right there

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Malodorous Cookstove

This sounds like a name that an unlicensed video game would use so you still knew who they were talking about.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

This sounds like a name that an unlicensed video game would use so you still knew who they were talking about.

Nah. Harry Potter character.

 

[Chrispy]

This sounds like a name that an unlicensed video game would use so you still knew who they were talking about.

 

[WreckingCrew]

Good, bad, or indifferent, you don't get to pick your own nickname. For example, in my main "boys night group" I'm known as f***boy, despite the fact that I have no game and am least likely to ever pick up a chick anywhere. Another guy is known as Nipples, because, well, he's always "perky". Then there's "Daddy" the senior of the group. You just have to embrace it

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

I GOT IT.

Death & Decay

(Jankowski and Stankoven)

 

[MyLuckyPuck]

Oderus Urungus

 

[AD Skinner]

Glen-Allen Mixon I feel like must have actually played in the nfl at some point

 

[Joe McGrath]

Stankoven is a Sergei Samsonov clone, in terms of how he moves on the ice. Doesn’t play like Samsonov, but looks exactly like him.

I saw him play an exhibition in Hartford his draft year Russia/US. I don’t think I’d ever seen anyone handle the puck like him before in my life. I was an instant fan. And then the Bruins drafted him with the Whalers f***ing pick.

 

[Stanky and Janky]

I saw him play an exhibition in Hartford his draft year Russia/US. I don’t think I’d ever seen anyone handle the puck like him before in my life. I was an instant fan. And then the Bruins drafted him with the Whalers f***ing pick.

I would love if the version of himself from the late 90s and early 00s got to play today. He would have been even crazier fun to watch.