woh woh, slow down. Don't be that hard on our Winnipeg friends .
That Valabik pick... I can just see it happening in front of me.
"- Sir, I have a question about your choice for our 1st round pick.
- Yes?
- You wrote Zdeno Chara on the note.
- Yes? And...?
- Mr. Waddell, he was drafted by the Islanders. 8 years ago.
- Ah, but there is a new Zdeno Chara in this year's draft! His name is Boris Valabik!
- Boris Vala... But sir, is it really wise to draft a player at #10 because he's big and from the same country as Chara?
- I don't think you understand. I will be the GM who stole the next Chara from under the nose of those other teams!
- But he can't skate!
- Skating can be taught! Size can't!
- He has the hockey IQ of a rock!
- Don Waddell is going to be the name on everyone's lips after this draft!
- Sir, I'm telling you, except for size, this guy has no qualities that a hockey player should have!
- The next Chara...
- You're not even listening, are you?
- Don "Charadrafter" Waddell...
- *sigh*"