Confirmed with Link: Brandon Kozun traded to Toronto Maple Leafs (for Andrew Crescenzi)

[CNS]

Only a skilled surgeon can do that.

But the internets told me if I took these pills I could not only grow over 12 inches but perform better too! I'm thinking about taking them and trying out for the basketball team!

 

[TheSentinel]

But the internets told me if I took these pills I could not only grow over 12 inches but perform better too! I'm thinking about taking them and trying out for the basketball team!

Beat me to it

 

[Reclamation Project]

Please tell the person with the ******* football player as his avatar I will not be directly acknowledging him until that is changed. Thanks.



Haven't seen him live this year but I know OF him just because I follow prospects extremely closely. If he makes it, it'll be as a 4th line center with likely less offensive upside than Fraser. Yep. Get excited.

I'm the best poster in the game. When you try me with a sorry poster like cns, that's the result you're gonna get.

 

[YP44]

I'm the best poster in the game. When you try me with a sorry poster like cns, that's the result you're gonna get.

haha stick to it

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

I'm the best poster in the game. When you try me with a sorry poster like cns, that's the result you're gonna get.

ahahahahah.

This should get the Kings going.
"Get your act together or another AHL player gets traded"
They feel the fear

We're holding THEM accountable for YOU.

 

[Dawdler]

I'm the best poster in the game. When you try me with a sorry poster like cns, that's the result you're gonna get.

 

[ScoreZeGoals]

Please tell the person with the ******* football player as his avatar I will not be directly acknowledging him until that is changed. Thanks.



Haven't seen him live this year but I know OF him just because I follow prospects extremely closely. If he makes it, it'll be as a 4th line center with likely less offensive upside than Fraser. Yep. Get excited.

But he's BIG...

 

[SettlementRichie10]

So why? I don't understand the timing of this.

 

[TheSentinel]

So why? I don't understand the timing of this.

To mind ____ us

 

[LAKings88]

Barry Melrose would agree with this move.

This made me laugh!

 

[HolyShot*]

Looks like he'll come around in a year or two. Another project.

 

[Reclamation Project]

To mind ____ us

Slump buster. A good ****.

 

[DocWest]

Do you see what happens when you don't score goals? We trade away a guy you only saw at camp for one afternoon four months ago! Yeah, the guy you made small talk with for nine seconds about some ****** Jonah Hill movie. Stings, doesn't it?

 

[Reclamation Project]

Do you see what happens when you don't score goals? We trade away a guy you only saw at camp for one afternoon four months ago! Yeah, the guy you made small talk with for nine seconds about some ****** Jonah Hill movie. Stings, doesn't it?

2:25 AM - Los Angeles, CA.

Dean breathes heavy into the phone line and whispers, "One Monarchs player will be traded to Canada every day until you get your **** sorted. Goals, pronto."

A terrified Kopitar hangs up the phone and can't fall back to sleep.

Rinse and repeat for the entire roster.

Meanwhile, Jeff Carter sleeps like a baby.

 

[DocWest]

2:25 AM - Los Angeles, CA.

Dean breathes heavy into the phone line and whispers, "One Monarchs player will be traded to Canada every day until you get your **** sorted. Goals, pronto."

A terrified Kopitar hangs up the phone and can't fall back to sleep.

Rinse and repeat for the entire roster.

Meanwhile, Jeff Carter sleeps like a baby.

"Next Monarch is going to the Oilers. Maniacal laugh."

 

[Reclamation Project]

"Next Monarch is going to the Oilers."

"You have three options, choose wisely. Bolt cutters, car battery, or the Oilers?"
"The first two sounded pleasant."

 

[KingLB]

I'm the best poster in the game. When you try me with a sorry poster like cns, that's the result you're gonna get.

Everyone should get this avi....just to watch CNS explode

 

[DocWest]

"You have three options, choose wisely. Bolt cutters, car battery, or the Oilers?"
"The first two sounded pleasant."

Ryan Smyth will personally pick the Monarch up at the airpot since it's safe to travel outside in Edmonton.

 

[KingKopitar11*]

Man that was quite the big trade. Mindblowing day

 

[Herby]

This is a who cares deal, the only negative is it hurts Manchester, but on the other hand it gives a younger player who maybe had an NHL future a chance to get more icetime.

I think a few fans had some strange and unrealistic expectations for Kozun. The guy is a few weeks away from turning 24, has never even sniffed the NHL, is a good but not great AHL player and is 5'8, it's just hard for guys that size to make it unless they are extremely talented.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Do you see what happens when you don't score goals? We trade away a guy you only saw at camp for one afternoon four months ago! Yeah, the guy you made small talk with for nine seconds about some ****** Jonah Hill movie. Stings, doesn't it?

It worked when they traded Carcillo

 

[Reclamation Project]

Everyone should get this avi....just to watch CNS explode

I can see him smashing his fists on the keyboard of his MacBook Pro right now

Ryan Smyth will personally pick the Monarch up at the airpot since it's safe to travel outside in Edmonton.

How many minorities live up there?

 

[Papa Mocha 15]

It worked when they traded Carcillo

Yes it worked. Our opponents have done pretty well outscoring us the last few games

 

[TheSentinel]

Yes it worked. Our opponents have done pretty well outscoring us the last few games

Are you going to change your S/N now?

 

[Papa Mocha 15]

Are you going to change your S/N now?

Stuck between Frattinizer or RaggaMuffins or LW Now. I figure if I keep picking players DL trades then I can slowly drive this franchise to the finals.