So glad there's a Lou Malnati's near me, but I don't get their deep dish. I get their butter crust.
There was a guy at Jet's (large-chain pizzeria with bomb Detroit-style) the other day who was, presumably, Sicilian going on about how he wants his pizza done in Sicilian style by baking the base with olive oil and blah blah blah.
As the line grew longer, the laughing became louder. We were all like, Dude! You're at Jet's! This is not your Ma n Pa back in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Minchia!! GTFO!
EDIT: There are at least four Jet's locations in the St. Louis area. Try the Detroit-style. Their NY-style is not good.