Post-Game Talk: Blue Waffle

[and 99 others]

so many amazing quotes in this thread for people to have egg on their faces down the road. I look forward to reposting them in a few months

 

[AirGut]

it hurts

 

[RangerLifer]

Literally a month ago was going into every game expecting a win. Now going into every game saying "how the hell is this team gonna find a way to win?"

Now I'm saying, "How bad will this team suck tonight?"

 

[Kovalev27]

https://x.com/willmcohen/status/1745652274183983222?s=46&t=QUcCtS0WrUbUSXL4U-JD-A

So we gave up 6 high danger chances all night and they scored 5 times. That’s ridiculous

 

[RangerLifer]

Haunt us really? Yea we lost the trade but haunt is strong. Buch is a 20-30 goal scorer, he's replaceable.

He plays GREAT against us.

so many amazing quotes in this thread for people to have egg on their faces down the road. I look forward to reposting them in a few months

I love to eat my words when the team proves us black-pilled ones wrong. Crow would be delicious.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Bonino 6:16 at five on five, one awful penalty 0 shot attempts for 7 against.

he's horrendous

 

[Boris Zubov]

Haunt us really? Yea we lost the trade but haunt is strong. Buch is a 20-30 goal scorer, he's replaceable.

Agreed...Buch is an above average player, but it's only haunting us because 2 of the guys we drafted to replace him have sucked ass.

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

He’s gotta stop something. Seems like almost every quality chance is beating him right now.

That first goal was a bad one btw.

So was the breakway goal....he didn't even flinch on that shot.

 

[BleedBlueNYR]

He plays GREAT against us.

Don't they all?

 

[McRanger92]

Miller and Schneider flatlining is deeply concerning. Maybe a hot take but both are tools guys struggling in an actual system. Lindgren too but he just sucks

 

[Machinehead]

Should I off myself or does somebody else want a crack at it?

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

You don't get to take the majority of the shots from the point and the perimeter and turn them into a game we should've won while Igor is expected to make saves of tic-tac-toe plays and multiple breakaways.

No.

qft

 

[Machinehead]

Miller and Schneider flatlining is deeply concerning. Maybe a hot take but both are tools guys struggling in an actual system. Lindgren too but he just sucks

Get Miller away from the traffic cone playing next to him and he gets Norris votes.

 

[Boris Zubov]

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Should I off myself or does somebody else want a crack at it?

I'm surprised Bonino actually rates a 6. Should be a 1.

 

[will1066]

"Hey, guys, I just finished up in the bathroom. You don't want to go in there for awhile. How'd we do out there?" --Zibanejad

 

[McRanger92]

Get Miller away from the traffic cone playing next to him and he gets Norris votes.

You know I’ve been saying this for a year now.

 

[Whoot Whoot]

I bet Bonino is the first guy asleep on the plane

 

[PuckLuck3043]

But being piled on all the other losses, it is bad.

It's called a slump and every single team in the league has gone through a rough patch. Just need to get healthy and make a move or 2 at deadline.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Haunt us really? Yea we lost the trade but haunt is strong. Buch is a 20-30 goal scorer, he's replaceable.

Dude's a good complimentary winger. He's not some amazing difference maker.

 

[EdJovanovski]

What hurts most is remembering all those early mornings getting up to watch him in the KHL when he was alone on an island in terms of us having a skilled prospect and how hyped we all were for him to finally come over, we finally had a homegrown star and trade him for a bum in Sammy Blais who we then trade back to that team for Tarasenko who Sammy Blais outscored for the remainder of that season lmfao

 

[ReddestRum]

Also...

Does anyone remember when we last scored on a breakaway?

 

[Machinehead]

I'm tired of hearing about Buchnevich. I don't care if you're right, I'm just tired of it. Complain about something current.

 

[McRanger92]

Dude's a good complimentary winger. He's not some amazing difference maker.

People have such a revisionist history on Buch. Did he take as much heat for his constant prolonged scoring droughts as Laf has this year?

 

[ReleasO The KakkO]

embarrassing to root for this team. every team has a better trajectory than us right now which spells serious trouble

Canes will be in first place by early next Monday evening

 

[bl02]

Trocheck calling Mika "our number one center" isn't that cute