OT: Big Mac's Bar & Lounge: Mancouver Chases the Dragon

[Honour Over Glory]

I'm disappointed in myself. Talking through it, yep, that was it.

Been using it wrong. She deleted it because she wasn't into the hookup thing. Didn't respond to me because she thought I was trying to get into those pants. In the long run, yes, I was.

Fuuuuuuuuuu

So you came off as not one of those types but was one of those types, there in lies your failed approach. Easier to do in person when you can read body language but over the phone, you don't know how many others are texting her, sending her dick pics, etc. Also it really depends on how you answered the 10+ dates. If you just flat out said "I've met a few people off of Tinder (she asks what's a few?), like 10 or more, can't remember." That probably won't sound appealing. Unless you worded it "I've met a few people, went on a few dates but none of them were all that interesting outside of the typical run of the mill what are your interests portion of the date."

Re-install that app, use it and be bold my friend, be bold. None of the "I bet you get a lot of those 'So when do you wanna hook-up?' types" bs. After the flirting, straight up ask to meet up.

And for god's sake, never go with a hippie to a second location.


Also, I haven't dated in a long time, long term gf...so don't listen to anything I am saying.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Not what I wanted to hear, but I get it.

I mean, not what my friend wanted to hear.

Just treat it as a learning experience, tbh. It's a hook up app, be on guard. Technology can be scary for the elderly.

Tinder is made for people to get laid, that's it pretty much. I have an account but i don't use it often, i just click yes to every girl pic i see as fast as i can, although i don't talk to my few matches.

It's something that no one should be surprised by something going wrong on. There are some amusing Tinder stories and some really messed up ones.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

So you came off as not one of those types but was one of those types, there in lies your failed approach. Easier to do in person when you can read body language but over the phone, you don't know how many others are texting her, sending her dick pics, etc. Also it really depends on how you answered the 10+ dates. If you just flat out said "I've met a few people off of Tinder (she asks what's a few?), like 10 or more, can't remember." That probably won't sound appealing. Unless you worded it "I've met a few people, went on a few dates but none of them were all that interesting outside of the typical run of the mill what are your interests portion of the date."

Re-install that app, use it and be bold my friend, be bold. None of the "I bet you get a lot of those 'So when do you wanna hook-up?' types" bs. After the flirting, straight up ask to meet up.

And for god's sake, never go with a hippie to a second location.

Also, I haven't dated in a long time, long term gf...so don't listen to anything I am saying.

Well yeah, I wanted to sleep with her. Not hit and and quit it though.

Just treat it as a learning experience, tbh. It's a hook up app, be on guard. Technology can be scary for the elderly.

It's something that no one should be surprised by something going wrong on. There are some amusing Tinder stories and some really messed up ones.

27 is elderly?! May as well get the rope and rifle now!

 

[66-30-33]

Also, I haven't dated in a long time, long term gf...so don't listen to anything I am saying.

Or me, i still have insecurity issues...remember that chick i posted about over a month ago and was all depressed because she flaked on me? and still ignoring the other guy to this day probably because her boyfriend told her to do this.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Or me, i still have insecurity issues...remember that chick i posted about over a month ago and was all depressed because she flaked on me? and still ignoring the other guy to this day probably because her boyfriend told her to do this.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Stuff...

Dude, you gotta understand that you probably were not the first and won't be the last to have been in that kind of situation.

If you let people meeting others affect you, you're going to feel like **** and well, how you felt. If you just take it as "Well, I tried, or whatever...it went no where, big whoop, I'm gonna keep being a better version of myself."

Well yeah, I wanted to sleep with her. Not hit and and quit it though.



27 is elderly?! May as well get the rope and rifle now!

Who says you had to hit it and quit it? Who says that door is closed altogether with her? Give her some space, if she's DTF, she'll give you the signs. Be your funny self, talk to her every now and then, maybe not text her and actually call or if she's bored and you're bored, ask her for a drink. The good part about texting or calling is that if she says no, it's a click or no response.

Honestly, the stuff I've said and got away with thinking it would get no laugh or whatever, I'm amazed my gf even likes to be with me.

 

[66-30-33]

Dude, you gotta understand that you probably were not the first and won't be the last to have been in that kind of situation.

If you let people meeting others affect you, you're going to feel like **** and well, how you felt. If you just take it as "Well, I tried, or whatever...it went no where, big whoop, I'm gonna keep being a better version of myself."

I'm over her now.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Dude, you gotta understand that you probably were not the first and won't be the last to have been in that kind of situation.

If you let people meeting others affect you, you're going to feel like **** and well, how you felt. If you just take it as "Well, I tried, or whatever...it went no where, big whoop, I'm gonna keep being a better version of myself."



Who says you had to hit it and quit it? Who says that door is closed altogether with her? Give her some space, if she's DTF, she'll give you the signs. Be your funny self.

Honestly, the stuff I've said and got away with thinking it would get no laugh or whatever, I'm amazed my gf even likes to be with me.

I'm not funny. -_-

You know what is funny, 18 seconds in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_LJtG2gXSc

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I'm not funny. -_-

You know what is funny, 18 seconds in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_LJtG2gXSc

Motherfu...I just realized that Garfield/Ghostbusters thing.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

What you gotta do is is go down the park, grease yourself up, and flex for a while. See what the tide brings in.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

What you gotta do is is go down the park, grease yourself up, and flex for a while. See what the tide brings in.

You know, that worked for me at the gym in the past, sans grease. I don't get why people say don't try to pick up chicks at the gym, I say why not.

 

[66-30-33]

What you gotta do is is go down the park, grease yourself up, and flex for a while. See what the tide brings in.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

You know, that worked for me at the gym in the past, sans grease. I don't get why people say don't try to pick up chicks at the gym, I say why not.

Meeting people at the gym is great if you are the literal worst and looking to partner with the actual worst.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

27 is elderly?! May as well get the rope and rifle now!

I was going to make a joke, but then I realized that it actually might be for the rate of growth in modern technology. Now I've made myself sad.

 

[66-30-33]

You know, that worked for me at the gym in the past, sans grease. I don't get why people say don't try to pick up chicks at the gym, I say why not.

Guys should try picking up chicks anywhere they are at if they are single. Day game.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

vabm8, on a scale of none to super, how cute am I?

 

[bathroomSTAAL]

I'm a straight man but I give you a super

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I found a screen shot of one of the first convo's I had with my gf (the next day after the drunk pick up attempt)...

Me: So what are you looking for? If you don't mind me asking.
Her: Well...I'm not looking for marriage or a booty call..
Me: Me neither, I should cancel that Russian mail order bride though, I think I have 30 days then it's exchange only.

If a guy with a weird personality like myself can find someone, anyone and everyone can.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

vabm8, on a scale of none to super, how cute am I?

Moist.

Keep that mask and tight shorts on and PM me.

Do you have skype?

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Moist.

Keep that mask and tight shorts on and PM me.

Do you have skype?

I've got bigger thighs now, if that helps.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

vabm8, on a scale of none to super, how cute am I?

All I see is mullet. So a

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I've got bigger thighs now, if that helps.

I like my broads sturdy.

 

[Penguinator]

I like my broads sturdy.

I like them to be well defined.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

I'm pretty dehydrated (I wonder why) and am going for a massage soon. This may hurt a bit.

 

[Shady Machine]

What you gotta do is is go down the park, grease yourself up, and flex for a while. See what the tide brings in.

I was waiting for someone to break this conversation with something like this.