Around the NHL - Part XLII - (Playoffs Edition)

[Machinehead]

I'm a huge advocate for it coming back...I was just explaining why this harebrained league made a knee-jerk decision 40 f***ing years ago & decided it was set in stone.

Right, completely doesn't make sense from their perspective, but that's the NHL for you.

 

[WojtekWolski86]

Hyman couldn't hear shit in that interview good things hockey players speak in cliches so he kind of answered the questions anyway

Every postgame interview is basically Brendan Fraser from Bedazzled. You just broke the single game record for points, what do you have to say? "you know it was a team effort, gotta support the team, team did great"

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Drury has learned what he has to do now. Find a McDavid clone. Simple task. Easy work.

McDavid ain’t did shit tonight

 

[CasusBelli]

Every postgame interview is basically Brendan Fraser from Bedazzled. You just broke the single game record for points, what do you have to say? "you know it was a team effort, gotta support the team, team did great"

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You just go out there and give 110 percent. And you want play good. And you hope you played good. And I think we played pretty good tonight.

 

[NYR94]

the excessive sweating always gets me

 

[Ratelleitlikeitis]

Panthers have three states.
1. Charging
2. Diving
3. Screaming coach

4. Water bottle tossin’ GM.

 

[Bacon Artemi Bravo]

Imagine HFNYR right now if the rangers gave up a 3-0 lead in the SCF?

 

[Ratelleitlikeitis]

Imagine HFNYR right now if the rangers gave up a 3-0 lead in the SCF?

Would many of us be shocked?

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Imagine HFNYR right now if the rangers gave up a 3-0 lead in the SCF?

I’d find a new hobby. They’d be dead to me

 

[Bacon Artemi Bravo]

Would many of us be shocked?

Snowblind would be waiting in the back of Igor's Land Rover after the game

 

[NikC]

Snowblind would be waiting in the back of Igor's Land Rover after the game

yeah to hand him the deed to his house and his life's savings

 

[McRanger92]

If the Panthers had elimination game Chris Kreider this series is over a week ago.

 

[Machinehead]

Imagine HFNYR right now if the rangers gave up a 3-0 lead in the SCF?

If it happened with this iteration of the team, it would just like "they kinda suck anyway and shouldn't have been up 3-0 tbh."

Florida can't even say that. They're supposed to be good.

 

[ArPanet]

Just dropped in to say I’m on Team this just shows how far away we are

 

[Bob Richards]

Imagine HFNYR right now if the rangers gave up a 3-0 lead in the SCF?

I would practice for the Olympic diving team but instead of a pool I’d use a wood chipper

 

[Machinehead]

I would practice for the Olympic diving team but instead of a pool I’d use a wood chipper

Bob, you're a treasure.

 

[Boris Zubov]

So next year, is the league planning on scheduling Game 7 on the 4th of July to piggyback on the free fireworks for the winner?

 

[Jack Hanson]

 

[CasusBelli]

the excessive sweating always gets me

My favorite part:

Reporter: “I don’t mean to sound contrarian here, but in the lexicon of sports terminology, good falls desperately short of describing the sheer virtuosity of your performance this evening …”

Elliot: Blank stare

 

[RangerLifer]

So next year, is the league planning on scheduling Game 7 on the 4th of July to piggyback on the free fireworks for the winner?

Ugh. Don't give them any ideas!

 

[Leonardo87]

Imagine HFNYR right now if the rangers gave up a 3-0 lead in the SCF?

I think all the mods would quit, lol.

 

[RangerLifer]

Oh, yeah, right, Maurice, you wouldn't have challenged that off side if the situation were reversed. Yeah, riiiiiiiight.

 

[Devilmademedoit]

I think I speak for all oiler fans for saying thank you for not standing in the way of us hiring Knoblauch

 

[NYR94]

This dude is gonna snap if Florida loses on Monday

https://x.com/i/web/status/1804324541633552558

 

[Barnaby]

We have 4 above average skaters on our roster. One of them missed 70 games this season & another I'm probably being generous including in Schneider. That's just not enough in today's NHL.

I’m told Kakko plans to work on his skating this summer. Carl Hagelin, look out!