I've prevented myself from getting hit a few times backing out of my garage with mine. Apparently half the people that live in my apartment complex feel the need to whip through the parking lot as fast as possible, and at all hours of the day. I especially love the asshole with the loud as hell fart cans on his car that likes revving the piece of shit at like 4 in the morning.
Oh man, I can totally relate to the noise at 4:00 AM (really 5:00 AM), but not from the car revving.
There's a f***in ASSHOLE, SCUMBAG, MOTHERf***ER, that lives off to the side of me. He goes out there and starts his 4Runner in the morning (who the f*** warms their car up in Florida? Unless it's an old carburetor/pre fuel injected car from almost 40 years ago) and I guess this guy just got his first ever vehicle with bluetooth capability. Maybe he's got an aux cord? I don't know.
Because he just got this thing a month ago. He had some shitty, Nissan Pathfinder or something before that. No bluetooth in that one I guess.
He just now figured out in 2024 that you can sit in your car and talk on the phone right through your stereo speakers, as well as stream music off of youtube and he's so impressed with that.
He'll be out there on the phone on bluetooth (this isn't at unreasonable hours or anything) and all you hear is the the speakers rattling and the person he's talking to coming through. I can't hear him at all. It sounds like the Charlie Brown teacher from in here.
And he'll start the f***in truck up and let it run for a minute or two before shutting it down, which I'm assuming he does that as to not kill his battery by using the bluetooth without the motor running? Cause I know that's a drain on the battery.
And the worst is when he has the music cranking at 5:00-6:00 in the morning (and wakes me up, before I have to be up), he somtimes LEAVES HIS f***IN DOOR OPEN! So the speaker in the door is blasting everything out into the street and right into my bedroom.
I yelled at him one morning that the noise ordinance was until 7:00 AM and called him a scumbag, but I'm not sure he heard me. The music was probably too loud.
I swear I'm gonna go over there one day and take my foot and kick that motherf***in door closed. He doesn't need to have music playing when he's not in the car at 5:00 AM and if he does, he should at least keep his door closed.
I hope a f***in snake or lizard/iguana some shit crawls into there while the door is open and gets him. Too bad the lizards are harmless and so are any of the snakes around here.
