Around the League 45: The Stanley Cup is in God's Waiting Room

[Chrispy]

The Phoenix Atlanteans?

Found the mascot:

 

[AD Skinner]

Sea lions, huh? We have something like that on land, too. We call them land sea lions

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Phoenix

One name, like Cher

 

[The Jerk Store]

Phoenix

One name, like Cher

Or a physical gesture, similar to whatever Prince evolved into.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Sea lions, huh? We have something like that on land, too. We call them land sea lions

Do you tame them?

 

[HisIceness]

The first goal in Utah history is an own goal

That franchise is cursed. Owner gonna find out real quick he f***ed up.