henchman21
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Black Diamonds is good too. Lots of places they can go with that theme too.
Maroon is the only thing that moves slower than glaciers.
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Maroon is the only thing that moves slower than glaciers.
You’re all sleeping on just calling them Utah Hockey Club like it’s a European soccer team
Black Diamonds sounds like a cheese monger
henchman21
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Black Diamonds is like Golden Knights, no one is ever going to call them with their full name.
Blizzard is what makes the most sense, considering the ZZ pattern.
Blizzard is what makes the most sense, considering the ZZ pattern.
henchman21
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Just do something insane like give the Osmonds a role with the club and start a weird show called Welcome to Utah just following their first season
Markster
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Some of the proposed names for Utah are awful and deserving of a laugh. But in fairness, the team we all know as the Colorado Avalanche was nearly named The Rocky Mountain Extreme.....so I won't throw any stones.
expatriatedtexan
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I'd go with Hive of those listed. There was a chance to throw a little shade at Glendale. Gila Monsters are native to Utah.
henchman21
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That is delightfully 90s and sounds like an ice cream flavour
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If it’s Utah hockey club/team I really hope that’s a one year max thing
SirLoinOfCloth
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I'm surprised the following weren't options:
Utah Bumbaclarts
Utah Fanny Packs
Utah Satchels
Utah Fizzle
Utah Dafuqs
Utah Colons
Utah Weird Family Dynamics
Utah Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Utah Nozzles
Utah Numpties
Utah Salts
Utah Bitchsaywhat
Utah Utahans
Utah Bumbaclarts
Utah Fanny Packs
Utah Satchels
Utah Fizzle
Utah Dafuqs
Utah Colons
Utah Weird Family Dynamics
Utah Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Utah Nozzles
Utah Numpties
Utah Salts
Utah Bitchsaywhat
Utah Utahans
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CharlesPuck
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Black Diamonds for the sweet ski imagery.
Canyons for the uniqueness
But it’s gonna be Yeti. No idea why not Yetis
Canyons for the uniqueness
But it’s gonna be Yeti. No idea why not Yetis
That’s all that name makes me think of. It’s like that Arrested Development bit about Sudden Valley and how it makes everyone else think it’s going to collapse but George Michael says it sounds like a kind of ranch dressing
CharlesPuck
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If they all suck for you, make some alternative suggestions instead of complaining that they suck. Not targeting you, but I've read already 20+ comments about how much all the names suck yet nobody comes up with alternatives. And honestly, Mammoth is a very legit name, who cares about a random lacrosse team in Denver already having it.
Bill Peckerskull
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Apparently, those are the 20 finalists. There are no other suggestions being considered.
expatriatedtexan
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I saw a clip from SLC over the weekend from when the players visited. The kids were screaming for the Utah Yeti's. If naming a division rival after our original mascot is what it takes to hook new kids on the sport, I'm cool with it.
UncleRisto
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UncleRisto
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Well, the long form of Crew, obviously.
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UncleRisto
Not Great, Bob!
Isn't it a racing game?
"I'm on my way with the Crew." And then he just shows up with a kid and no one else.
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