GDT: Around the League 2023-24 I : "Wake Up. September Has Ended!"

[bellagiobob]

100 times better than Pornstache's ads.

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[Mav3rick07]

Go Stars Go

 

[mkatcherin00]

100 times better than Pornstache's ads.

I like Willie lol. He actually does take the subway Keanu like. He impresses me the most when I watch them. I hope he gets paid. He needs to go elsewhere to be appreciated.

Toronto only has 5 Reg wins this year. They go to OT a lot

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

 

[iCanada]

f*** the NHL's new policy. Lol.

If it wasn't a big stink no one would have noticed or cared. Ridiculous.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

f*** you Bettman.

 

[mkatcherin00]

Joeys hater Kuzmenko is a healthy scratch tonight.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

 

[Mav3rick07]

1-0 Stars lol

Bad goal on Markstrom. If Skinner gave that up, we'd be losing it.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

Giordano:
"I'm not a dirty play...I had no idea I was going stick out my le.......I had a leg cramp and it cramped up and it made me stick my knee out, just when he was going around me, okay!! It looks bad. The optics aren't good considering my history but just like the time before and the time before that, and I think there was a third knee in there too, and that time I tried to end McDavids career...it wasn't intentional. C'mon guys you believe me don't you?"

DoPS 1: "Jesus, Gio. Why didn't you just tell us? Leg cramps can be so miserable..."

DoPS 2: "...so miserable."

DoPS1: "and they just make your legs do uncontrollable things when they hit. You better get hydrate better before games before you hurt yourself. Or someone else! Now get out of here you, before you knee the corner of the desk and put my desk on the IR. But you'd be doing me a favor with all this paperwork!"

(belly laughs by all)

And that's how I see that playing out.

 

[mkatcherin00]

Dallas up 2-1 and they have given Calgary so many chances

 

[Tarus]

The rats have ruled the league since the insigator was implemented in the 90s. Truth be told, the rats ruled the league before the insigator too, they were just bigger and could kick your ass when they did something violent rather than hiding behind the refs like today's dirty player.

Sad thing is, league could clean up all the bullshit overnight if they wanted to, they just won't.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

So Oettinger is a potato now apparently.

 

[BlackDogg]

4-2 Dallas

 

[mkatcherin00]

4-3 DAL

 

[mkatcherin00]

Dallow blows their 4-2 lead

Fat Elvis look alike, Jamie Benn, gloves a puck right down into his crease which is tapped in by Cowboy Coleman

Edit - Now 5-4 CGY

There are teams who leak more than us, believe it or not

 

[Ritchie Valens]

4-3 DAL

5-4 Calgary

Oettinger stinks.

 

[Mav3rick07]

So Oettinger is a potato now apparently.

He has a .920 save percentage this season so of course he plays like shit against Calgary.

 

[mkatcherin00]

CGY is an interesting team. All I hear from them is that regardless if they are in a playoff spot, they are pretty much getting rid of Tanev, Zadorov, Lindholm, Hanifin, etc

 

[RandomGuy79]

I put $25 on the Kraken tonight, f*** the Canucks!

 

[CantHaveTkachev]

Flames might be just mediocre enough to convince players to stick around in order to finish 9th in the western conference

 

[Ritchie Valens]

He has a .920 save percentage this season so of course he plays like shit against Calgary.

They showed a graphic earlier he has been putting up Skinner-like numbers over his past 3 or 4 starts.

The ice at Calgary's end won't even need to be flooded after this one is over.

 

[mkatcherin00]

CAR spanks us and is being killed 7-2 by Tampa

I put $25 on the Kraken tonight, f*** the Canucks!

They tied it, but it was 1cm offside and called back lol