Did my one and only NCAA bracket today. It's my "Mascot fight bracket". If the mascots or the representations thereof fought... Who wins? They move on.
My final four ends up being
West Virgina (Mountaineers - Mountain Men - aka Backwoods survival men)
Duke Blue Devils - Literal devils. just blue.
Northern Kentucky Norse - Literal god damn Vikings
Howard Bison - Mother f***in Bison. All 8 feet, 2000 pounds of themselves.
Couple assumptions I made, mascots w/ guns > mascots with swords unless said mascots are just like the Hoosiers of Indiana, which I assume to be just rando Indiana citizens. So if you have reason to be trained with the weaponry, Swords or other bladed weapons lose to guns. Only way West Virginia makes it past Alabama if we're being honest.
Also... Devils lose to either religious/pious men (Gaels, as being from the Gaelic countries of Ireland and Scotland or the Friars or to animals as the animals simply don't comprehend what they are.
Natural Disasters win 100% of time against animals as if a hurricane hits an animals home, that home is destroyed and if the animal is there, it's pretty much dead. While they can destroy homes, people survive hurricanes and cyclones.
Lastly, more militaristic humans take it against less so. So Spartans, Trojans, Norse, or like mountain men, cowboys, beat like Cajuns or Hoosiers.