OT: 90th Obsequious Banter Thread: Freedom

[Jack Straw]

 

[Asnito]

Anybody ever do 'rap jumping'?

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus since we have to wait to talk to this tree can we order some grub? I was thinking some Hawaiian pizza's We'll probably need some raw meat also for Jack's dogs and @Surrounded By Ahos .

The tree eats you first

 

[Jack Straw]

The tree eats you first

I told you guys not to talk to the bone tree.

 

[Asnito]

The tree eats you first

How the heck can it eat us when we haven't even approached it yet?

 

[Asnito]

I told you guys not to talk to the bone tree.

 

[Lord Defect]

How are you feeling?

Like I have a mustache on my forehead like your new avatar.
My whole body is sore, and I’m running a temp a little lower than normal. Throat feels raw. No cough or runny nose.

 

[Asnito]

Like I have a mustache on my forehead like your new avatar.
My whole body is sore, and I’m running a temp a little lower than normal. Throat feels raw. No cough or runny nose.

Any word on the covid test?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

@Beef Invictus since we have to wait to talk to this tree can we order some grub? I was thinking some Hawaiian pizza's We'll probably need some raw meat also for Jack's dogs and @Surrounded By Ahos .

If the meat is raw, it's already been overcooked. I'll need a live cow that I can just take bites out of occasionally.

 

[Lord Defect]

Any word on the covid test?

No results yet

 

[gertbfrobe16]

I turned right back at the non-crossroads so I haven’t even seen the tree. I just figured I should give my advice even though I know these fools will just go ahead and try to talk to the diabolical thing. Which is just going to steal their souls and leave them empty husks of what they had been.

You would think they’d seen enough scary movies not to do dumb shit like this. But they always do it anyway.

Why don't we just get in the running car? Are you crazy? Let's hide behind the chainsaws. Yea ok, good idea.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Beef Invictus

Before I vote, what kind of bones are they?

 

[Lord Defect]

@Beef Invictus

Before I vote, what kind of bones are they?

Yeah, are they specifically one type of bone from various beings? Like is this tree infatuated with right femurs?

 

[Beef Invictus]

It is Elder as f***. It is composed of many bones. With your keen insight we can determine that bones are from animals, all sentient races, demons, and unknowable creatures.

The skulls all bear smoking runes in a language not of this plane.

I bet this is fine.

@Beef Invictus

Before I vote, what kind of bones are they?

See above

 

[Jack Straw]

@Beef Invictus

Before I vote, what kind of bones are they?

They’re probably the bones of people who tried talking to it and were then eaten alive.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

See above

Ok. Hell yeah, i'm going to talk to it. Gonna alpha the shit out of it.

I'm going to be looking like a wildling after i'm done talking to this thing. Swag on swag with bones.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Ok. Hell yeah, i'm going to talk to it. Gonna alpha the shit out of it.

I'm going to be looking like a wildling after i'm done talking to this thing. Swag on swag with bones.

Lord of bones

 

[Striiker]

Must have been someone else’s dogs. My pups never leave me. They had a grand time splashing around in the cold clear stream at the bottom of the grassy hill etc…

Post dogs please

 

[Jack Straw]

Post dogs please

Waiting for groceries to be delivered.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Like I have a mustache on my forehead like your new avatar.
My whole body is sore, and I’m running a temp a little lower than normal. Throat feels raw. No cough or runny nose.

I got sick twice in 8 days recently. Similar symptoms as yours, but the fevers weren't that high. Felt like I was struck by a large vehicle moving at high speeds. Neither time was covid either, so there's definitely some shit going around. Good luck big hoss.

 

[Striiker]

Waiting for groceries to be delivered.

YESSSSSS GOOD PUPPPPPP

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Jack Straw]

Bear cubs and hammocks. More fun than a barrel of monkeys.

 

[Striiker]

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[Starat327]

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