GDT: #75 - 03/28/14 | New York Rangers @ Calgary Flames | 9:00 - MSG PLUS

[Megustaelhockey]

As far as I am concerned, this league has been screwing us over more than other teams since Dolan rebelled against Bettman w/r/t control of the team websites.

What a stupid, petty hill for them to die on.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I'll take anything over the garbage we have now. Coin flip, dice rolling, Rock Paper Scissors between the two captains. Really, anything would be better.

 

[Loff]

Dammit, Miller. So close.

 

[LeetchisGod]

Miller's not ready offensively. We need Kreider back.

 

[Hunter Gathers]

I'll take anything over the garbage we have now. Coin flip, dice rolling, Rock Paper Scissors between the two captains. Really, anything would be better.

Well, when the Rangers are playing it's not even rock paper scissors.

It's, "Did the Rangers have a questionable goal against? Yes? OK. It counts."

"Did the Rangers have a questionable goal for? Yes? OK. It's a no-goal for [kicking, inconclusive evidence, being a New York team, because aliens, for the lulz, etc.]."

 

[Pizza]

Yeah, I feel anger.

C'mon this is perfect Rangers. Perfect.

Find the comedy.

 

[Holocene]

Richards and Miller lines look the best so far

 

[aufheben]

C'mon this is perfect Rangers. Perfect.

Find the comedy.

New York Rangers: first as tragedy, then as farce

 

[The Gloaming]

Well, when the Rangers are playing it's not even rock paper scissors.

It's, "Did the Rangers have a questionable goal against? Yes? OK. It counts."

"Did the Rangers have a questionable goal for? Yes? OK. It's a no-goal for [kicking, inconclusive evidence, being a New York team, because aliens, for the lulz, etc.]."

My favorite one this year was when the ref had the whistle in his mouth and could apparently see the puck through Talbot's arm with his super power X-ray vision.

 

[JCrusher*]

Miller's not ready offensively. We need Kreider back.

hoping he will be back by teh end of next month

 

[aufheben]

Yeah yeah, and Richards won the Conn Smythe, who gives a ****.

 

[Machinehead]

C'mon this is perfect Rangers. Perfect.

Find the comedy.

Yeah but it's like that joke that was hilarious the first two times, funny the 3rd time, worth a chuckle the 4th time, a nice memory the 5th time, but then there's that guy who keeps it going, and you just wanna punch him the 2,773rd time.

 

[aufheben]

Yeah but it's like that joke that was hilarious the first two times, funny the 3rd time, worth a chuckle the 4th time, a nice memory the 5th time, but then there's that guy who keeps it going, and you just wanna punch him the 2,773rd time.

Seriously tho, SCORE A GOAL

 

[Punxrocknyc19*]

Yeah yeah, and Richards won the Conn Smythe, who gives a ****.

hockey has changed a lot since 2004... who cares if he didnt win awards as a Ranger, i could care less.

 

[Pizza]

New York Rangers: first as tragedy, then as farce

My nice Jewish mother in law would say:

"Ya know it could be worse."

As in that could be 5 games in a row....we just lost.

MSL's gonna connect. I can feel it.

 

[Ail]

My reaction watching us not finish there:

RIP in peace Borf Romfchuds.

 

[tbonenc*]

Miller's not ready offensively. We need Kreider back.

He's who we have and he'll be just fine. Give the kid some time, he's going to be a good one.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Does........does Calgary have a flamethrower for their goal celebrations? That's the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

 

[Hunter Gathers]

Oh, and as far as I am concerned, if the lights come on the play should be dead. That's so confusing to everyone on the ice and creates unfair chances for the home team.

 

[Hunter Gathers]

Does........does Calgary have a flamethrower for their goal celebrations? That's the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

Yeah, it's ****ing sick, isn't it?

 

[Megustaelhockey]

Does........does Calgary have a flamethrower for their goal celebrations? That's the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

Yeah, they've had it for ages. That's why the ice turns pink for a split second when they score.

 

[Cmox]

Ramo sure likes to play the puck at weird times.

 

[NYRYN]

Dorsett would get destroyed by McGratton.

 

[Megustaelhockey]

Oh, and as far as I am concerned, if the lights come on the play should be dead. That's so confusing to everyone on the ice and creates unfair chances for the home team.

I have favored a warning and then a minor penalty to the home team for any **** like that when the puck doesn't actually go in the net. Lights, horn, smoke, whatever... make sure it's a goal.

 

[Gardner McKay]

The Calgary broadcast is the worst in the NHL bar none. Zero crowd noise and the play by play guy is putting me to sleep