GDT: 3/22/2014, Carolina Hurricanes at Winnipeg Jets: Thank You for Being a Friend Edition

[JustHereForTheFights]

One of the running themes on this board lately, and apparently with Kirk Muller, has been the Canes' team culture...or lack thereof. So I figured it was time to give them a little culture and unity since they can't seem to manufacture it on their own.



Starring:

Eric "Dorothy" Staal:


Jiri "Blanche" Tlusty:


Jeff "Rose" Skinner:


Nathan "Sophia" Gerbe:



What the team needs to do to build team culture:

Pregame conference featuring Eric "Dorothy" Staal and Kirk "Under the Big Top" Muller:


Dorothy to promise the fans that from now on, he won't wait until February to wake up:


Blanche and Dorothy show off the Canes' new practice uniforms:



What the team needs to avoid at all costs:

Andrew "Stan" Ladd, the ex who always shows up at Dorothy's door selling plastic dog poop:


Otherwise, it might be:



Probable lines (I won't around much tomorrow, so please feel free to correct in the comments):

Canes
E. Staal-J. Staal-Semin
Skinner-Nash-Lindholm
Gerbe-Loktionov-Dwyer
Bowman-Malhotra-Tlusty

Sekera-Liles
Hainsey-Faulk
Harrison-Bellemore

Khudobin
Ward


Jets
Ladd-Little-Frolik
Wheeler-Jokinen-Byfuglien
Kane-O'Dell-Setoguchi
Tangradi-Cormier-Peluso

Bogosian-Enstrom
Stuart-Trouba
Pardy-Ellerby

Montoya
Hutchinson


On a final note,


But we may all have plenty of time to watch reruns very soon.

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[garnetpalmetto]

Nicely done theme. Although there is another ex in Whineypeg that keeps coming back to try to lure us with his latest get rich quick scheme:

How nice that he was able to get that tie customized with his portrait like that.

Is it too much to hope that these Jets find themselves as lost as Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 or Oceanic Airlines Flight 815? Hmm....note to self...explore a Lost theme in the future.

 

[JustHereForTheFights]

Nicely done theme. Although there is another ex in Whineypeg that keeps coming back to try to lure us with his latest get rich quick scheme:

Stuff of nightmares, garnetpalmetto. I may sleep with all the lights on tonight.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Please for the love of all that's sacred, beat the tar out of Winnipeg

 

[Oenatzu]

#MoMustGo

 

[Zezima]

 

[TheOllieC]

Embrace the tank.

 

[rocky7]

important game for the Jets and I expect them to play very well. I hope the Canes play well enough too and we get to watch an exciting game at least. Ward playing I assume.
edit: big game for Hainsey tonight. hope he scores.

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Per Chuck on Stormfront, lineup will be:

Canes
E. Staal-J. Staal-Semin
Skinner-Nash-Lindholm
Tlusty-Loktionov-Gerbe
Bowman-Malhotra-Dwyer

Sekera-Faulk
Hainsey-Liles
Harrison-Bellemore

Ward
Khudobin

Montoya has the start for Atlanta.

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Jesus. What gutter did they dig up this tone-deaf banshee from?

 

[What the Faulk]

Yikes she was not good.

 

[TheOllieC]

I wish I could put 600 vcash on a Hainsey hat trick.

 

[TheOllieC]

Look how soft we are, we can't handle WPG's power guys Ladd, Wheeler, Kane, Buff.

 

[Wild Caniac]

Ward, dat save.

 

[Wild Caniac]

Tripp says north south at 6:43

 

[CorgisPer60]

I must say, Ward is playing possessed tonight. He usually does against the Jets.

 

[Wild Caniac]

HOLY **** WARD

x

 

[Lucky Lindy]

Holy Cam!

 

[Novacane]

Holy ****.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

That might be the best hockey save I've ever seen...

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Booing Hainsey.

Stay classy, Winnipeg. "Paris of the Prairie" indeed.

 

[KCjetsfan]

quality GDT, gj

 

[Lucky Lindy]

Cam has a paddle night.

 

[Wild Caniac]

Is this 2006?

 

[Novacane]

This is the Cam from a few seasons back.